I Have Unpopular (probably Unheard Of Ships) And Semi Popular Ships.

I felt like this fit these 2. Sorry it’s kinda ass. :(

I worked so hard please let this blow up

-Shitpost-

“What did you just call me?” Welt asks a little astounded

“I called ya peaches.” Boothill says “Lovingly, not as any sort a insult.”

“Since when was calling someone a fruit understood as endearing or insulting I simply do not understand.” Argenti says

“You ain’t from the south love, you ain’t gonna understand.” Boothill says

“But I wish too!” Argenti says

“It’s kinda like calling a friend or stranger, love. Normally the nickname love is used for talking to a lover, but people form the south call strangers or friends Love. It’s just… a cultural thing.” Welt says

“Ah I see and understand such a wondrous concept for endearing name.” Argenti says “Thank you for enlightenment my dear Joachim.”

“Your welcome.” Welt says

“Oi’ why ‘re you callin him dear?” Boothill asks

“Oh my gracious cowboy. It was an endearment as a friend.” Argenti says

“Ah… I see.” Boothill says “Sorry for jumpin to conclusions.”

“It’s is Not a Problem in the slightest.” Argenti says

Guys real question, how the fuck do I stop serving cunt? Like serious question. I’m scaring away my guy friends. I look to good and it’s giving way too much.

Recently I’ve been thinking what would welt look like as a boss.

He is the Herrscher of reason (I like to also call it Herrscher of mimicry) because their main power is creating copies of things (as long as they understand those things)

So I imagine some of Welt moves would be copies of previous bosses moves

Like say aventurine’s gamble or hitting your team with a shitload of gambling chips

Maybe something from Sunday’s boss battle, like those little Angel shits. That you have to break.

And a capturing technique like in svarog’s boss fight. Maxing at 3 captures.

Then some special effect like a heavy slowing and set back of your team. Giving enemies more turns. Maybe an ability to remove buffs from your team.

I would imagine his boss form would be full out Herrscher (so not them grandpa ass clothes) with his Herrscher eyes and the star of Eden being returned to its original form. Mostly likely also floating off the ground (cause Herrschers can do that)

Maybe a move that ties back to his deal with Void Archives or alternatively having Void Archives as an ally. Like Black Swan in the fight again Gallagher weird ass dog, or the train in the Sunday fight.

I Imagine he’d have special voice lines for defeating members of the astral express

Dan Hang: Oh what a shame to have to reset all your progress, time to start over little vidyahara

March 7th: Oh March. Shame it had end this way, to never learn of you true origins or to regain your memories

Himeko: Consider this Your final trailblazing expedition.

Caelus: Poor Caelus, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Stelle: Poor Stelle, shame you can’t see this journey to the end. Maybe you should have just stayed and worked for Herta

Sunday: This was an outcome bound to happen. No Aeon can save you. Now die like the Order did.

Oh and here are some for the Stellaron Hunters as well

Blade: Consider this an act of mercy, I’m bringing your suffering to end

Kafka: Can’t talk your way out of this one Kafka

Silverwolf: Enjoy the taste of losing, because you never had a chance at winning

Firefly/Sam: Die and go join your comrades in the afterlife

“Hey hey what are you doing Mr. Yang?” Sparkle asks playfully

“I am about to play Russian roulette.” Welt says

“Oh fun I love that ga-“ Sparkle goes to speak

“Yeah this revolver is fully loaded.” Welt says

“T-That’s not leaving anything up to chance..” Sparkle says

“Yeah that’s the point.” Welt says

-headcanon-

I HC that the E6 for HSR characters is what they are at their core. So the only reason characters like Boothill, Dan Heng IL, Acheron, Welt Yang, trailblazer, and firefly look different in their E6.

Boothill is a human in his E6, Dan Heng IL is a child (start of the rebirth cycle), Acheron’s hair is white, welt is a child, Trailblazer has their Stellaron glowing, and firefly’s body is fading.

It’s their cores. It’s them as a whole.

~Boothill and Welt friendship squabble~

“Mutterfudger! I cant Read This! It’s too damn hard.” Boothill grumbles

“are you fuckin kidding me right now? This is a Dr. Seuss book, I could read these when I was 6.” Welt scoffs

“Listen Here Partner ain’t every as privileged as you is when you was a child.” Boothill says

“I was never privileged as child, my life sucked as kid. I lost my father and my mentor, and I had some try to kill me, you cunt.” Welt says “And that’s not all, I was treated like garbage and my only use to the adults around me was to fight. Hours upon hours of training to control my power all for nothing because I was and always have been a useless piece of shit!” Welt sighs, bringing his hands to his face.

“Well hey Now Partner, not everyone is gonna use ya like that… not everyone is gonna see you in the light, I think your a pretty useful person!” Boothill says trying to lighten Welt mood

“ Can i confide something to you Boothill?” Welt asks

“Of course ya can Welt.” Boothill says

“My Name isn’t Welt, It’s Joachim. I just needed to get this off my chest, I hate lying but it’s become second nature to me…” Welt says

“That’s a lovely name! I’m thankful you trust me enough to tell me this partner! I’ll keep your little secret with me, no matter what.” Boothill smiles

“Promise?” Welt asks

“I pinkie promise.” Boothill says

~the end.~

Astral express edit :3

Welt’s hands tighten their grip around Sunday’s neck, glaring down at the younger one.

In all reality they weren’t two different. 2 people playing the role of gods, a path that 1 choice and the other had forced onto them.

“Sometimes I truly wonder.” Welt mumbles “Do I truly hate you? Or am I just projecting my own self loathing onto and tricking myself into thinking I hate you.”

“What an odd question.” Sunday says

An odd question it was, Welt let his hands relax and then fall back down to his sides. Sunday regaining the ability to breathe once more

“Piss off Sunday. And stop asking for my forgiveness…next time I might not be able to take back control of myself.” Welt says

“Control yourself?” Sunday asks

“…don’t worry about it kid.” Welt says

“You can’t tell me something like that then refuse to elaborate.” Sunday says

“I can do whatever the fuck I want.” Welt says

“But Mr. Yang-“

“Shut your mouth you worthless insect!” Welt shouts “You falsely claimed yourself a god! Learn to have some respect when talking to true divinity.”

“T-True divinity?” Sunday almost scoffs

“Just fuck off. It pisses me off just how much it feels like I’ve had this conversation before.” Welt grumbles

The silence was loud even on the busy express. The tension in the room was thick….but perhaps it wasn’t tension and was just the honkai energy that Welt’s body gave off. Welt turns and walks off, back to his bedroom

Mostly March was the only person who questioned why welt spent so much time alone. Welt knew why he spent so much time alone. He didn’t want to hurt the others. His body gave off honkai energy, a lot of it..spending too much time around these humans could cause them to become sick due to the excessive exposure. So he locked himself away in his room. The one place no one can disturb him, the one place no one can enter but him. Sometimes being a herrscher and it’s perks. A big one being the ability to walk through solid objects. Welt could keep his door firmly locked up and still be able to easily enter and exit.

~Story end~

Incase anyone is wondering yes Herrschers can phase through objects.

These manga panels for reference

I know the one with Welt is meant to be goofy but it still proves that herrscher can move through objects

At first I was like

“Recca is HSR’s Joachim”

As a joke

But bro

I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

Look at this shit