Bellatrix: We Once Told Reg A Watermelon Was Gonna Grow In His Stomach And I Kid You Not, He Looked At

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*

Barty: *Literally can't breathe*

Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*

Alternative Ship Names

(Specifically not name ships)

- Valgrace (Leo x Jason) -> Firestorm

- Percabeth (Percy x Annabeth) -> Seabrain

- Solangelo (Will x Nico) -> Sunburnt

- Liteo (Lityerses x Leo) -> Firereaper

- Jaseth (Jason x Ethan) -> Amarest Mortem

- Shiper (Shel x Piper) -> Bottishel

Firestorm: Fire + Storm, obvious

Seabrain: Sea + Brain, obvious

Sunburnt: Sun + Pale AF

Firereaper: Fire + “Reaper of Men”

Amarest Mortem: “He loved death.”

Bottishel: Botticelli “Venus Shell” + Shel

Stuff about me:

- I go by any pronouns, but prefer Ly/Lin/Lyrs/Linself (Lee, Lin, Leers, Linself)

- I am polyamorous and have two partners!!!

- I host mafia-like games on discord where customization is key (user= thetirelesstraveler)

- I support all queer identities, I do not support Blue Lives Matter, RCTA, “Map”, Zoophs, FtF/MtM

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

Just gotta bring them together again…

I love how even in fanart Leo is almost never shown in the CHB shirts while everyone else is wearing their camp shirts

Like even in the fandom he doesnt belong with everyone else. He's the odd one out.

And the flip version is how Jason is almost always in his Camp Jupiter shirt in fanart when he wants to be apart of both camps

Even in the fandom he will live and die a Roman. He cant escape.

And thats why they should kiss

Percy Jackson Headcanons!!!

- Percy Jackson is Genderfluid and Bisexual. He obviously loves Annabeth, but have you seen the way he is with Luke/Charles/Jason? Oh also Genderfluid cuz water hehe

- Will Solace has plague powers. He can glow and he is a good healer, sure. But a lot of Apollo’s kids have more offensive things (such as battle magic from Apollo himself or gifted with bows). I think plague powers (hidden or undiscovered) would be neat.

- Jason Grace is gay. Piper and Jason were a beard couple, through and through. I am a diehard Valgrace fan and think they would be together eventually. But, possibly Jason x Ethan?

- Leo Valdez is queer. He is attracted to women and Jason. I love the idea of Lityerses x Leo.

- Bianca Di Angelo would have been stronger than Nico di Angelo if she had lived. She was older, and more responsible than her brother. If Nico and Bianca live then Percy is strongest with Hazel maybe coming second. If Nico had died, I think Bianca could have been stronger than Percy, especially as a Hunter of Artemis

claiming!

Quoipothigender (Kwaw-paw-the-gender)

- Not wanting to be perceived unless in specific situations

Quoipothiflux (Kwaw-paw-the-flux)

- Not wanting to be perceived unless in specific situations. But if you are, only wanting to be perceived as a specific thing/gender.

Can be abbreviated to:

Quipogender (Kwip-oh-gender)

Quipoflux (Kwip-oh-flux)

Color meanings:

- Black + Grey = Being against something

- White = Gender

- Purple = Perception of Gender

- Lime = Agenderness

Large lime for Quipogender as you are almost fully against gender perception.

Small like for Quipoflux as you may give in to gender perception.

Quipogender = Large lime stripe

Quipoflux = Small lime stripe