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Billy can see who the descendants of past Champions are. This opened up a new world for him.

Past Champion: Billy! My great-great(×10)-granddaughter is there!

Billy turns his head and sees a little old lady crossing the street.

Past Champion: Go help her!

Billy helps her home while listening to stories about her grandchildren. Past Champion chirps happily while the others grumble.

Then Billy joins the League. He holds back a surprised yelp when he sees the aura around Barry, Victor, and freaking Bruce Wayne!! The Champions scream like little girls when they see their descendant defeat a villain.

Bruce's Grandfather: Look at my grandson! He took them all!!

Barry's Grandfather: No, look at my grandson! He's faster than anyone!

Victor's Grandfather: I know my grandson is better than all of you idiots.

Bruce's Grandfather: Now I know who he takes after.

And it's constant. Day and night, the Champions in Billy's head tell him about their grandchildren. Billy is honestly tired of it. Moreover, the Champions' memories have slowly penetrated his memory, so he sometimes begins to confuse the past with the present.

Marvel: *looks very closely at the puzzle that will open a portal to the world of chocolate bunnies*

Batman: Are you going to look at this for long?

Marvel: *waves it off* Borkut, daddy's busy, go play with your brothers.

Batman: *blinks in shock and looks at Captain* But...

Marvel: Dad's working, I promise to take you to Aunt Hestia tomorrow. Let me work, son.

Batman: *steps aside*

Marvel: *nods in satisfaction*

Also, the memories bring up emotions that Billy can't hide.

Marvel: *looks out the window at Earth with a sad expression*

Superman: Marvel? Is everything okay?

Marvel: *has a memory in his head of when one of the past Champions was married to a very powerful sorceress. They often flew around the Earth. The wife looked very beautiful in the rays of the sun*

Marvel: I think I miss my wife.

Clark doesn't know how to react to this statement. Did Marvel have a wife? Was he married? Clark didn't know what to say to Marvel at that moment, so he just stood there in silent support.

Billy ended up becoming more of a parental figure to some of the heroes.

One day, Zatanna walks into the Watchtower and sees Marvel.

Zatanna: G-g-grandpa?!

Marvel: Zatanna! *hugs her and starts spinning her* Grandpa missed you! Oh my god! You have your grandma's eyes!

The League was on the sidelines, picking up their jaws.

oh captain what has zeus done to you

A very powerful villain has attacked Earth. It took a very powerful spell.

Marvel: I have an idea how to defeat him with one spell. But I'll need time to cast it.

Superman: Do what you have to do. I'll buy us time.

Solomon: Billy, no.

Zeus: Billy, yes.

Marvel straightens up and starts dancing. Smooth movements of the pelvis and waist, and don't forget to play with breasts.

Marvel: Thunder, bring her through the wringer. Show her I'm the judgment call. The one who makes her kingdom fall.

Zeus: Oh yeah!

The others: I don't want to look at this disgrace.

Marvel: Lightning, wield her, use and yield her, show her what she can't conceal for true nature will be revealed!!

The mother of all lightning falls on the villain, instantly turning him to ash. Everyone looks at Marvel. Captain looked at everyone awkwardly, clasping his fingers and looking like a beaten puppy.

The idea of combining Dying sparks and Bernadette never left my head. This is what came out.

hi chat

NEED there to be like, a party or something after an alien invasion and like someone brought alcohol to the watchtower and like usually captain marvel doesn't drink because ??? billy's like 10 alcohol tastes like absolute chicken butt to him but Zeus is like " drink drink drink " and the other gods(minus Solomon,, someone has to be the rational one there) join in and go " DRINK DRINK DRINK !!! " like they cheering for the Olympus world cup

and captain is like " eh ok sure " and decides to see how much alcohol he could drink in the span of 2 minutes or less. and so that spirals into almost every member of the Justice League witnessing THE Boy Scout™️—that no one has EVER saw drink a drop of wine—chugging down each glass like it's no tomorrow,,, and it's kinda impressive..

of course. captain stops (only because he didn't want to finish it all,,, plus the alcohol he just drank doesn't even taste like the rum from the 1950s,, so, even if it doesn't taste like chicken butt it still doesn't taste great either) but like hey at least the gods were having a blast!!! (they were a bit bummed captain had to stop though) (solomon felt like he could actually breath again after that)

and the jl??? respect the ever living shit out of him because god fucking damn captain marvel just walked off and continued whatever he was doing afterwards like he didn't just chug down fifty glasses of booze,, (he just doesn't have a liver or kidney to damage nor mind to get drunk off LMAOO)

and then they were like . huh. How much liquor can cap hold??? so they all get a bit curious .. and try to see how many more shots could he take ,,, and then it somehow just spirals into a long, nasty competition, one person just straight up bringing a barrel of rum for captain to try

and marvel?? he finds it kinda funny. the alcohol doesn't really affect him anyways and if he just turns off his taste buds he can pretend it's water most of the time. plus a good past time if there's nothing to do. but he does like giving out his thanks and reviews on the taste of it most times

,, and maybe the utmost eagerness that shows in Captain Marvel's face whenever a member wants him to try a very VERY strong concoction full of alcohol that'd probably kill a horse if a sip was taken by a normal civilian and how sincere he is on the way he pats their heads and gives out actual advice on how to improve it (thank you Solomon) was KINDA nice. just a tad bit nice.

oh who's pretending at this point, the competition at the end of the day just waters down into how many drinks??gifts??? the line blurs to a certain point ,, they could give to marvel and to see how many compliments they could get from marvel. they all know at this point that the drinks can't really affect him anyways. plus plus!!! captain would give the extra rum leftover into a tiny-ish water bottle made of magic and brings it with him everywhere, strapped to his waist like fanny pack. no one questions this. we love you capdad

(most of the gods living rent free in cm's head fucking cheer when one day billy gets gifted booze that could affect the gods)

Billy in a real tight spot and begging the Divine twitch chat for help

Divine Twitch Chat: sorry buddy but your the doomed by the narrative (Fs in chat)

Billy: DIDN’T SOME YOU GUYS CREATE THE BIG BANG OR SOMETHING?? JUST CHANGE THE NARRATIVE

Divine Twitch Chat: F

i can see it.

If they kick Captain Marvel out of the league i will cry.

smash or pass ^^

[revives this account] hey do you want to do a smash or pass survey .. on sumeru characters .... but im a bit biased tho fair warning ⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

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I love body horror Captain Marvel cause yeah, if he’s been dismembered why wouldn’t he just have his limbs move on their own like a cartoon while his fellow heroes watch on in horror

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