Did Not Expect A (formerly?) Minecraft Guy?? (Sorry I Never. Watched That Kinda Stuff) To Be Involved

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my son who i hate

the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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oh how I regret not going to the movie with my brothers on Sunday.. I was offered. And yet. I passed up on an experience. Sighs..

minecraft movie notes

everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)

there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown

there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.

jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent

a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.

endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you

jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)

there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)

"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.

a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.

jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored

in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married

i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. BEAR GHOST /AND/ CRK. HAVE I DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. OH MY GOD. BEAR GHOST MENTIONED IM SCREAMING.

after me, the flood.

dead

*remembers*

*gets sick to my stomach*

I love her

Can you guys say hi to her

I get unreasonably sad that I can’t purr back at my cat. What do you mean he will never understand how much he means to him in his own language. He is everything to me that’s not fair :( at least I can slow blink at him