I thought you were a good person but you messed up and you used me and you still don’t remember when my birthday is and you never even knew my middle name. And you tricked me into thinking you wanted the same things as me and you acted like you cared about what I was doing on the weekends and how my sister’s classes were but I don’t think you really cared about anything at all. And there’s a lot I should have said to you but the only thing I want you to know now is that none of that was okay but I am.
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Thomas Doherty’s Scottish Slang School is Now in Session - RAW
Anonymous Asked: “Hey! Do you happen to have any prompts for two old friends who bicker a lot and are just discovering they have feelings for each other? You know, typical rivals to lovers trope… Plus an awkward confession, if it isn’t too much? Thank you in advance! I love your blog a lot!”
Anonymous Asked: “Prompts for enemies that have just started dating?”
Before
1. “You two know that you guys sound like an old married couple, right?”
“That’s ridiculous. I’m neither old nor married.”
“What about me?”
“Well, you aren’t married, anyway.”
2. “You always have to be better than me, don’t you?”
“I was trying to compliment you.”
3. “Sorry, did you just say I looked… Nice?”
“What? I do actually have eyes, in spite of your best efforts.”
“For the last time, that was an accident.”
4. “I hate you.”
“Oh, you know you don’t mean that. You’d be lost without me.”
5. “I… Thank you?”
“Did that physically pain you to say?”
Dating
6. “Hey, jerk.”
“…”
“I mean… Babe?”
7. “I don’t know how to do this. I still feel like insulting you every time I see you. But I also want you to be happy.”
8. “Admit it. That was the best kiss of your life.”
“You always have to be the best, don’t you?”
9. “So, my parents don’t believe we’re dating each other.”
“Really?”
“They completely think it’s a prank.”
10. “It’s weird, being together. I love you, but I also want to fight you.”
“Pillow fight?”
“I think we’re more mature than that.”
“Loser makes dinner.”
“You are going DOWN.”
11. “You remember when I won that science fair?”
“You remember when you stole my idea to do it?”
“I made it better.”
12. “You remember when they used to hate each other?”
“Yeah… Now we hate everyone else. Together.”
BONUS- Confession Time (I have a long post of confession options, but I’ll throw in a few here.)
13. “Why are you being so nice to me? You hate me!”
“I don’t hate you! I… The opposite of hate you.”
14. “If you must know, I think you’re pretty… You know?”
“No, I don’t know!”
“Pretty good. To be… Around, and stuff.”
15. “You’re amazing, you know that?”
“You’re drunk. You don’t mean that.”
“I do. I love you. Plus you have a good face.”
16. “I love you and all, but if you don’t stop making that noise, I’m going to throw something at you!”
“You love me?”
“…Shoot.”
~I hope these help! Thanks for the ask!~
and maybe I did expect too much
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