college au otp prompts based loosely on my college experiences:
“i tried opening a bottle of wine with scissors and cut my hand really badly and you went to the bathroom to pee and found me bleeding all over the sink and i probably should have gotten stitches but we improvised” au
“my friends found a shopping cart on campus and they were pushing me down hills in it and it got out of control and you were just walking by and i hit you im so sorry fuck im stuck in this cart i cant help you up im sorry you’re cute im sorry” au
“i got in a fake fight with my friend and you are the RA from the floor below and you walked upstairs to see what all of the noise was about and saw me pinned to the floor and shouting and you weren’t sure whether to call someone or not so you half-heartily tried to break us up and i accidentally punched you in the face” au
“we were both drunk and our friends ditched us and we were wandering around campus by ourselves at 1 am and ran into each other at a gazebo and i dont know you at all but this seems like a good time to have a conversation about the meaning of life” au
“we just met at a party and we didn’t really want to talk to anyone so we concocted an elaborate plan on how to steal all of the food in the room and it was going great until you spilled salsa all over me” au
“our squads were both really drunk and we ran into each other at 2 am and you asked if we wanted to play whiffle ball so we did and i tackled you to prevent you from getting a home run and then we just stayed on the ground for a while” au
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I thought you were a good person but you messed up and you used me and you still don’t remember when my birthday is and you never even knew my middle name. And you tricked me into thinking you wanted the same things as me and you acted like you cared about what I was doing on the weekends and how my sister’s classes were but I don’t think you really cared about anything at all. And there’s a lot I should have said to you but the only thing I want you to know now is that none of that was okay but I am.
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hey! do you have any prompts or dialogue for a cute but weird-personality couple getting married? x
Hello :)
• They get matching tattoos that no one else understands the significance of except them.
• “Honey, I’m home!”
“Is something wrong?”
“No, why?”
“You’ve never said that to me in years of dating.”
“I wanted to say it before we get married.”
• They say “I love you” in a different language every time.
• It’s one of their birthdays. A is opening B’s present. A’s family are all sure A will hate it, but A actually really loves it.
• Midnight trips in PJ’s to various stores
• They have their own secret language/ code words.
• They have embarrassing names for each other in their phone… or embarrassing ring tones.
• Prank wars/ holiday decorating competitions/ water gun wars/ etc. that the neighbors look down on because they don’t think the couple are mature adults.
• “Hey, look what I got you.”
“A leaf?”
“It’s from the maple tree that we first kisssed under.”
“Awwww.”
• Proposed with a candy ring
• DIY wedding clothes
• Unique/ geeky wedding cake topper
• Weird wedding in general like while scuba diving or on horseback
• The planned honey moon is to an unexpected place like a road trip visiting the biggest things in the country (biggest ball or string, piece of chocolate, etc.)
He reached into his pocket, gritting his teeth and avoiding all eye contact. She watched carefully, twisting the blade between her fingers every few minutes. At first he though it was impatience, but he quickly came to realise that it was in fact regret. She didn’t want to be the one to do this…
// My darlings, I’ve stared watching shadow hunters and my brain is going gaywire. They’re all so hot, like how??? //
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!
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