Joe Toye: This Date Is Boring.

[ at a USO rager ]

Winters: *over the music* ANYONE SEE A RECYCLING BIN ANYWHERE?

Roe, even louder: OR SIZZUHS?

Malarkey: I hope I get run over.

Muck: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!

Malarkey: [sighs] Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.

harry: hey sp-

mr ronald ‘probably keeps a book with names of all who have wronged him’ speirs:

webster: hey joe we really shouldn’t do this -

liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID

Modern AU: Christenson uses this emoji 💅 all the damn time

Shifty Powers as Artemis

our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!

Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean. 

No one knows.

No one will ever know. 

Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches. 

Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.

Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?

Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.

Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]

Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?

Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—

Johnny, what are you doing with jumpwings on your wrist? You aren't a paratrooper yet! 😆

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (170/?)