Babe: I just realized that I have two ears.
Guarnere: You just realized that you have two ears?
Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.
Shifty: Yes, Seargent?
Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.
Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-
Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.
Malarkey: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.
Webster: Oh, come on. Iβm not that good looking.
Muck: Yeah, you are.
Liebgott: You kind of are.
Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (133/?)
Shifty β‘
Webster about dating Liebgott: Itβs crazy to have someone whoβs always standing next to you to point out whatβs happening. We will be in a restaurant and Joe will say, βYou ordered your food an hour ago! You should have it by now!β And Iβll go, βYeah! I should!β
Webster: Itβs like having a lawyer for everyday life.
Liebgott: Yeah, I'm a master of Zen.
Liebgott: ...
Liebgott: Beatin' your ass now and Zen.
Nobady :
Absolutely nobady in easy company:
David Webster :
webster: hey joe we really shouldnβt do this -
liebgott: snitches get stitches and end up in ditches DAVID
one of my favourite moments in band of brothers is when dicks just like nope β€οΈ to sinkβs orders
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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