gene: speaks french
babe, crying: how do you do that with your mouth
*screenshots not mine*
Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott
Isnt cottage core Webgott just
modern day au where nix is so tired of sobel’s shit that he writes all his reports in WordArt text because he didnt actually specify what kind of font you should use
But I do love them
I'm sorry when did we start shipping Ronald Speirs and Lewis Nixon like was there a meeting y'all didn't tell me or what because shit I just keep seeing ronnix content out of no wear now and I want to know why like wtf
Nixon: We need a plan. Ok, here’s the plan. Step 1: get a plan. Step 2: do the plan.
Nixon, not sarcastically at all: [smirks] Yep, this is working!
Winters: Nixon! Focus.
I’m glad we’re going to Europe. Hitler gets one of these right across the windpipe, Roosevelt changes Thanksgiving to Joe Toye Day, pays me ten grand a year for the rest of my fuckinging life.
Ron Speirs: Synonyms are so weird, because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.
Harry Welsh: My favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”.
Lewis Nixon: Also this one: “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”
Dick Winters: Language is now banned.
Luz: time to get serious. Toye, put on your game face
Toye:
Luz:
Luz: not your gay face, your game face
Toye: they're the same fucking face!
ronnie ft. sharkboy
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
428 posts