Shifty Powers, located an enemy artillery battery by noticing, in the middle of a forest, that a tree had appeared overnight a mile down the road, which turned out to be part of the battery's concealment. To reiterate, this man was able to tell that there was one more tree in the forest one morning than the day before. One tree. In a forest. A mile away.
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Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
[E Company huddled around a table]
Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!
Luz: We have something for ya!
Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*
Nixon: Whatcha got there?
E Company: *smiling*
Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*
Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God
Nixon: *crying*
Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.
Malarkey: Do you like it?
Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.
Johnny Martin: Im never happy
Johnny Martin: Just less pissed off
Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks
Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
modern day au where nix is so tired of sobel’s shit that he writes all his reports in WordArt text because he didnt actually specify what kind of font you should use
webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism
spot the difference challenge 2020
Don’t you agree that cottage core Webgott
Isnt cottage core Webgott just
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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