"my Child Is Fine"

I just sat cackling at this for 5 minutes

Webby is Jeff in the Aragog costume pass it on

He sings Jolene about Talia

No one on this planet could convince me that noel doesn't just rock out on angry southern women music

Ryan and Shane: The Witchfinder General

The Witchfinder: DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE

what an

🌼 ass 🌼

what a

💛 bitch 💛

what a

✨ cock ✨

My Favorite Lines From Different Starkid Musicals

-“You!” “Hello- Titty Mitty”

-“Sing the beginning of Moana!” “WhaAAAaaaT?”

-“Did you hear that, Lord? I did it! Now I can finally LAY DOWN AND DIE!”

-“Fuck you!” “Fuck-Fuck you!”

-“Yes, I would like that!”

-“He FUcKEd A TIGERRrrr”

-“W-woah! Is that a flying diary?” “Oh, shit.”

-“ AnD BReaK mE OPEN wiTH YOur LOVE AND MERCY- CHARRLOTTE!”

-“He fucked a fish!” “He did not fuck a fish!” “He wanted to fuck a fish!”

-“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here.”

-“Is your penis an inny or an outy?” “*sighs* inny”

-“No more fucking raisins.”

Ladies, if he:

wants to be a modern dancer

wants to play the banjo

wants to meet barack obama

wants to meet le dally llama

found the sunlight

Then he’s not your man- he’s Robin

I need actual rtc moots so i can talk to y'all and feel hyped abt rtc so if you like spacedolls and nischa and are willing to put up w me saying only the worst words i can think of maybe rb this and I'll follow u

Julie: why is Luke crying

Alex: he took a what “member of Julie and the Phantoms are you” quiz...

Reggie: and he got me

Luke: *sobbing* I’m not worthy

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god