Latest Posts by oleander-neruim - Page 6

Ah I've predicted the funny I see

Totally didn't tell you to make the funny fruit bat post so I could do this lmao

In honor of Bdubs LimLife Movie, Grian 3rd Life Movie, Decked Out Two, and all the other content that's out now, have some Hermitcraft/Life Series Textposts that've I've procrastinated posting ^-^

Guess who's on the Pirates Traaain

P!Scott brain rot lmao

Prettiest pirate in all the seas

He's infected my brain lmao

Got come bonus pics below the cut with some of my own headcanons and what have you

My version of p!Scott is in fact a trans queer man because I have a fun problem of self projecting on my art <3

I also will be putting in the belief of him being a Ceasg (or along the lines of)

Just sprinkle in like some "first born gets the family curse" trope shenanigans and add it with "oh a maaagic item keeps them from changing" and boom. There's my beliefs and where they lie.

Also that necklace is based on an actual necklace I own and I roughly drew that hand drawing with my own as a references.

I also like the thought of pScott being a map-making nerd who stays up way to late making his new maps look incredible

This adds to the "droppy eye" propaganda I plan on creating with this guy

He's also got a Heron tattoo. Cos it's pretty

I think I'd like to think that everyone gets their Factions Bird tattooed when they join a Faction. Their choice on design/location. Scott just likes the classic look

I'm back from the dead and I'm here to offer more of whatever this family is

My favorites honestly

In which Joel's closer to a type of demigod and gets real insecure about his "not godly" form

How do I casually post the 5 pages of Joey content I have?

Follow up question: how do I explain that I've become a Jornoth apologist?

Hhhhh not enough jornoth content

Gonna make my own

Goodnight

Hiiiii guuuuys

Guess who has Jornoth brainroooot?

Or just

Empires s1 brainrooooot

[Sketch & Pen Undercut]

Also it wasn't meant to be a It Takes Two To Tango piece buuuut

I ended up discovering the song while I was sketching a dance pose for them & you know what. Bonus motivation

Hello its pride month and for you I give

✨️ Jitties ✨️

Presenting my (legally) s1 design of Joel!

In my brain, this is how he looked in between s1 & s2 cos King Joel & God Joel are 100% the same person and you cannot tell me otherwise. It's true and canon, he told me himself

Also how can I not have men with tiddies in pride month? That's sacrilege

Pen & Sketch under the cut ^-^

I love penning so much guys

Habby prdie mothh

I wonder if I could stay focused long enough to make an xB post before Mermay ends 🤔

Debating on if I should post Joel now or wait

Decisions decisions

So we've come full circle with the fish-fuckery I see

S1 is consuming my life but that doesn't stop my tomfoolery, no sir

Sketch + Penning under cut

Only things on my brain are Joel and s1 Fwhip, specifically.

I got two (maybe three) long works in the process & a picture of Joel nearly done that's become my mix of Stratos & Mezalea so.

Im coping so well guys

Btw I forgot to mention I'm watching fwhips s1 pov and.

I'm just

Brainrotting to death over here

Hey guys, thinking about that one werewolf Ren design I did.

Sigh

Pspsps under the cut the short bit of writing I made for this

It's very much a rough draft and there were changes made in the comic but.

Ya know. The thoughts

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"You called for me?"

"Aye. On your knees, me hand"

And Martyn dropped.

Ren took a step forward.

"I have some questions for you, Hand"

Martyn kept his eyes on his King, holding steadfast.

Ren took out his axe. He saw his reflection in its metal.

"Would you kill for me?"

"Yes, my King"

Ren took another step towards Martyn, holding the axe's blade hovering to his Hand's throat.

"Would you die for me, Hand?"

Martyn did not hesitate. He kept his eyes focused on Ren.

"Yes, my King"

Ren kneeled in front of Martyn, the axe pushing more into him.

Martyn would be lying if he said that he wasn't nervous. He'd be lying if he said he was sure that Ren's axe wouldn't be pushed further into him.

Rens voice became low & suffocating.

"Should I desire it, would ye allow your King to behead ye to display it as a trophy of the Red Army?"

Ren was an odd one, Martyn thought.

But that thought was drowned out immensely by the dozens of others spiraling around that head of his. Ones he wouldn't dare admit to a soul out loud.

The axe felt more as a hand closing around Martyn's neck.

With a shaken breath, Martyn still answered.

"Yes, My King."

Though his were obscured, Ren bore into Martyns eyes, searching for hesitation. Uncertainty. Disloyalty.

But his search was unfruitful. And Martyn was unwavering.

Though it was just a few moments, the silence felt like eternity.

Ren lowered the axe, the faintest line of red being drawn away from it.

While he set the weapon onto the stone beneath them, Ren found himself comfort being set into the crook in martyns neck. That faintest of red emitted the metalic scent of blood and Ren could feel Martyns heart pounding like mad.

Martyn could find no words in the silence. Just the hyperawareness of his Kings weight echoing his racing heart. More thoughts had flooded but they would remain as locked away as the rest.

The King breathed in heavily.

"I am beyond honored to have yer loyalty, Martyn."

The Hand breathed out a shallowed sigh.

"The honor is mine to be by your side, Ren."

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I don't know man I tried writing and got possessed by something

.

I don't know man I tried writing and got possessed by something

I'm about to post that large post I was talking about earlier and I don't wanna hear nothin' from no body--

*crawls up from the trenches of ArtBlock & Hyperfixation Hell*

M...men in dresses...?

It's clingy etho hours, boys

Also threatening King Ren hours. Can never get enough of that <3

No mask etho? In this economy??

damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth

Anyways uhhhh fukin

Making content I guess??

Also I haven't fully been paying attention cos, ya know, tits out. But is Jimmy still toy-sized with all this-

Why am I waking up to Jimmy "Tits Out" Solidarity

Why am I waking up to Jimmy "Tits Out" Solidarity

*nods sagely* mumscarian real

Man the Winter really do be Red huh

Man the Winter really do be Red huh

Sick of the sad Sheriff posts making a new universe to cope

I have no comprehension currently, all I know is that e Jimmy is a toy maker with ✨️ abilities✨️, found this wonky abandoned town, and started making somewhat-sentient toys to act as new occupants for a new empire he's decided to rejuvenate and fill with new "life" of sorts

I'll write something down, something will be cohesive just bare with me--

The gays of Empires have a chokehold on me.

Based on the song "Google Translate / poppies" by Leanna Firestone, more specifically this video cos I did realize it was a proper song lmao

But yeah, they're soft and i love them and they're dorks and dumb <3