"#and now i'm thinking about the fic#where ronan and gansey-on-fire#accidentally get married" Now you clearly need to write that!
I nominate anyone else to write it! Which is what I told allthroughoursplendor. And then she told me I was no fun, which is accurate!
But if I WAS writing it Adam and Blue would mostly find this hilarious, since neither of them were even thinking about getting married so it’s not like it changes their immediate plans, and it would change literally nothing about Gansey and Ronan’s relationship. Because seriously. Gansey and Ronan the two-headed creature. Gansey and Ronan of the “this is precisely why I didn’t want to have a baby with you.” Like, Gansey was always going to be the first person to the hospital/jail/moving van rental place anyway. Just now he can do all of the shit he was doing for Ronan before with an added legal benefit.
You know, until Helen and/or Declan is just like ‘seriously you guys, the Gansey parents are displeased and your taxes are going to be fucked and this is not cute or funny, no Helen stop laughing, it’s really not funny.’ Helen thinks it’s kind of funny.
Adam’s mostly like, “WE LEFT YOU ALONE FOR A WEEK?”
And Blue chimes in with, “YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO CAMPING, WHY WERE YOU EVEN IN VEGAS?”
And Ronan says, “Camping got boring, Vegas had better food.”
Gansey sniffs and just says, “the Grand Canyon was a thing of splendor Ronan, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. We didn’t even get to take a donkey into the bottom.”
Blue rolls her eyes. “At least being married hasn’t changed you into people who aren’t contrary assholes.”
“The coyotes were making Chainsaw nervous.”
“The lack of A/C was making you nervous, more like,” Adam says, because he has heard Ronan whine about the heat in his apartment SO MANY TIMES.
Ronan gives him his best shit eating grin.
“That’s gotta be a five hour drive,” Blue says.
“Three hours, fifty minutes,” Ronan breaks in.
Blue huffs. “Why can’t you just do whims like the rest of us? Maybe get a different haircut or paint your nails something fancy?”
“What are you saying about my hair?” Gansey asks.
At the same time Ronan says “My nails are already fucking fancy enough. Plus I let Noah paint them black that one time and it took forever to get that shit off.”
And that’s when Adam starts laughing because holy shit their boyfriends are the most ridiculous people on the fucking planet and that’s the only explanation. “Let me see it.”
“You okay being my mistress then?” Ronan pulls a thin gold band out of his pocket and tosses it at Adam who catches it mid-air and turns it over.
“Mistress,” Adam says, and giggles in spite of himself. “It sounds so clandestine and exciting. Not at all like I have to put up with your socks on my fucking pillow.”
“My socks are a gift and so are the feet that go in them.”
“Gansey, make your husband behave,” Blue says, just trying it out. She finds this is also hilarious and joins Adam in the giggling.
“I still don’t want to have a baby with you,” Gansey says with fake misery, just to make sure it stands.
“That’s what the mistress is for. Right, Parrish?”
Adam closes his fist around the ring and punches Ronan lightly in the shoulder.
And that’s how Ronan and Gansey are married for a whole two weeks or something before older heads prevail and they have it annulled on the grounds it was never consummated. Ronan chimes in that he consummated it many times, just with someone else. Blue says that that’s not what consummated means. Adam says nothing. He just rolls his eyes a hundred times, because seriously you guys. Why can’t we ever doing anything the way normal people do it? How do we always find ourselves in these situations? You guys, seriously.
[1] it's getting cold outside. it's has snowed way too much and the gang are literally stuck @ monmouth because it's just much to dangerous to drive home with the amount of snow that has fallen and continues to fall. i dont even know where i'm going with this. i just imagine huge cuddle puddles on gansey's bed, copious amounts of hot chocolate being consumed, noah being banished for a bit cause HE'S mAKING IT COLD! a lot of poking and "who did that's?", sappy platonic love confessions
[2] “i love you all so much i could kiss you” everyone halfheartedly wiggles away from gansey cheek kisses. what a sap. they love him too. adam and blue fall asleep in the cuddles first. gansey and ronan don’t bother continuing much of a conversation after that. they watch the snow fall from the windows until their eyes are too heavy to keep open. Noah makes sure they all have covers on them so they don’t get sick. he loves them so much.
this is so dang cute gdi
POSITIVE THOUGHTS ON THE RAVEN KING
ok ok i feel like starting with the negatives is mean so lets put in some good stuff too even though i already said what i didn’t like
orphan girl eating things she shouldnt be eating
loose quote:
“what r u doin w/ ur future ronan?”
“i was thinkin of becomin a farmer c:”
BARN TIME WITH THE LYNCH FAN OMG i loved it
the KISs. THE KISS. i know i said something about the pynch was bothering me but over all i loved the kiSSES.
what we saw of the whole henry/gansey/blue dynamic. i want them to travel the world together my adorable bebs.
artemus hiding in the tree. sensitive tree man.
neeve advising piper to not do things and piper being all ‘ok but i literally do what i want c:’
henry in general, i love his character, i like that his native language is thought.
GROCERY STORE WORKER BLUE COMIN TO THE RESCUE * U * MY HERO.
any interactions between blue and ronan tbh. i love them. they are my babies.
i was going to move on but honestly blue and ronan are so pure and honest, i love it. i love the scene of ronan and blue in the kitchen while the boyfriends were sharing secrets, pondering the meaning of love and whatnot.
what i wanted out of that was a big sleep over with the gang at the barns but.... fanfiction will happen. im counting on y’all... or me. depending on how i feel.
oooo whatelelsslelselse.
CABESWATER LOVES THEm
like i already knew that quote before but it’s still my favourite thing? cabeswater loves them cabeswater will do anything for them cabeswater will give life back to one of them in the best way it can since they all wished for it. i love you too cabeswater.
ronan ‘i dreamt up cabeswater’ lynch
ronan ‘i dreamt up my lil brother too’ lynch
sir richard campbell ‘for gods’ sake’ gansey III in response to the above mentioned ronan lynch.
“THE HEAD IS TOO WISE. THE HEART IS ALL FIRE” im putting that on my body one day.
thats all i can think of right now. there will be a second wave that comes with the reread.
Adam away at college studying at his apartment with friends or something when his punk rock boyfriend shows up in biker boots (I imagine Ronan getting a motorcycle while Adam’s away with the bmw) and a leather jacket with a tattoo peaking out around his neck. and he plops down with the group like “‘sup nerds” and they get chatting and someone asks him where he goes to school and he’s like, “no, I’m a farmer” and they all think it’s a joke and he lets them think it’s a joke until the night wears on and at some point he’s showing everyone photos of the new baby goats he adopted and there’s a close up of the scary-looking ugly one that Opal picked out (she gave it a mohawk and named it Kerah) and it turns out he brought Adam a jar of preserves because he grew too many strawberries and later he shows off the bitchin’ scar he got on his elbow while building a new chicken coop. and everyone’s just like where the hell did you find this guy
the raven cycle female characters: three psychic women with very different personalities who live together and raise a kid together, a 600-year-old witch, a tall girl who wears bell bottoms and orange nail polish and flirts with her customers over a psychic phone line, a morally ambiguous woman who earns the disapproval of her family by dabbling around in the darker parts of magic and doing it for fame not morality, a rich socialite with a helicopter license who’s described as beautiful but unattainable
the raven cycle fandom: CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW MISUNDERSTOOD DECLAN LYNCH IS
gansey: *sighs dramatically, looking out the window*
ronan: what, is adam late for your nerd circle jerk?
gansey: *face pressed into the glass* yes