Friendly Reminder That While You’re Out There Enjoying Your Precious $12 Organic Cappuccino There Are

my baba sent me this on whatsapp

guy who spots a raccoon during his afternoon walk and begins inexplicably resenting it so much just for being born that his heart stops

Oh to feel him rubbing his hands against my thighs, teasingly getting closer and closer, making me whimper and writhe beneath him. He simply chuckles and goes even slower, making me whine and thrust my hips up against his hands.

"Patience, sweetheart.." He says, make me nod.

In the mood to get absolutely ruined, but like… romantically

mrs_trufflepig

unconditional love ~

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Addams Family Values Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (1993)

A scientist actually wrote this. 

liddol teeth

I'm easily manipulated by hairy chests