Nitro­gen, ERbium, DYspro­sium, Huh?

"I want a boyfriend."

No you want a dark haired arrogant gruff man's heart slowly softening after he declared you tolerabe but not handsome enough to tempt him.

he is evolving and I am scared

An easy and completely accurate guide to the characters of Pride and Prejudice

Leo, about Donnie: Oh, yeah he’s my brother. My twin brother, from the same sewer. Thank you so much for hiring Donatello. It means so much to me. Even though, honestly, he’s 🎶The wo-o-orst.🎶 He is the worst person in the world. Huge skank. Terrible. But thank you. It means a lot. 

The faces the boys make when Raph is buck-bucking across their shells.

Leo looks like he just pulled something, Mikey looks like he’s gonna puke, and then we’ve got Donnie.

He just looks so in to it like “FUCK ‘EM UP GOOD, RAPH! YOU GO, BRO!”

i’m rewatching mikey gets shellacne and i’m just. blank-faced Donnie expectantly holding out his glass like receiving his morning orange juice in this manner is NOT the dumbest idea ever will never not crack me up lmao

What endearments am I allowed? Well, let me think. Lizzy for everyday. My Pearl for Sundays and Goddess Divine but only on very special occasions. And what shall I call you when I’m cross? Mrs. Darcy? No. No. You may only call me Mrs. Darcy when you are completely, perfectly, incandescently happy.