Me: WHY CAN'T I JUST MARRY THEM
Me: WHY CAN'T THEY JUST MARRY EACH OTHER
ha
Having Mr. Weasley as a father-in-law must have been the easiest thing in the world. Whenever Harry wanted to score points, he just needed to do any of the following:
drive him to a carwash
take him on a field trip to the Muggle post office
HARDWARE STORE OMFG
“I hope you like your new outdoor barbecue, dad!”
vending machines
first plane ride (making sure Mr. Weasley gets his junior pilot wings)
Segway tours. Mr. Weasley on a Segway is now my new favorite visual.
any as-seen-on-TV gadget: Slap-Chop, Super Shammy, Paint Zoom, Mr. Lid, NuWave
get him one of those banks that automatically separates the Muggle coins according to type
leaf blower. just show him a fricking leaf blower.
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
I kinda miss my old Sasugay and Narutard blog, yo.
redraws from the chapter hm