Thanksgiving

Feel like this would help my current mood. Can't wait to end this boring ass day.

Watching my little brother try and mack on a girl my age is both beautiful and painful at the see time

Tomb of René de Châlons

Do I go to sleep or keep staring at the walls for a few more hours?

The town I live in

I just heard a guy say “fruit isn’t a real food”

Radio

All the radio personalities in my town seem to have this really fake ironic excitement sound. It's hilarious to listen to them scream "Get in a Chevy and get a Yeti!!!" when I know what they really want to yell over the airwaves is something closer to "Why is my life and everything I do in it such a lie!?!"

Boob

Forget fossil fuels, forget nuclear, hell you can forget wind and solar. The cities and homes of the future will be powered by one of humanities most abundant and environmentally clean resources - mans desire to see boobs. Just strap a turbine onto that machine and we are ready to roll.

Literally what I feel like doing sometimes. Especially when this songs in my head.

HE DID THE THING. HE DID A THOUSAND MILES.

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?