I Like How The Lack Of Spacing Here Implies That The Helpline Is There For Those Addicted To Eating Raw

you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

i was possessed;

LESS movies about the lgbtq experience MORE movies about people who just happen to be lgbtq. is it really that hard to understand

Xena Warrior Princess 3.18 Fins, Femmes And Gems

YES THIS IS A FANFICTION MASTERPOST!!! All my Dragon Prince fics will be here for your perusal <3

One Shots

All the Colors of Before [tragic magefam sibs, sorvus, co-written with @honeii-puff]

A Family Recipe [clauderry, inbox trick-or-treating 2024, fluff]

The Wrong Confidant [janaya, inbox trick-or-treating 2024, fluff]

A Flammable First Date [sorvus, inbox trick-or-treating 2024, fluff]

Snow Day [rayllum, prompt ask, fluff, rayllum kiddos]

An Elf and a Mage walk into a bar [clauderry, prompt ask, fluff]

Snuggles & Snoozles [rayllum, prompt ask, fluff]

A White Wedding [janaya, prompt ask, janaya kiddos]

One Too Many Drinks [sorvus, modern AU]

What Can't Be [sorpeli, forbidden romance, bittersweet]

Modern AU

Two Birds on a Wire [magefam, sorvus, clauderry, viravos] (in planning stage)

TBD [crownfam, rayllum, broyals, virrow] (in planning stage)

TBD [ruthari, janaya, rayllum] (in planning stage)

TBD [sorpeli] (in planning stage)

TBD [sorvus, rayllum, clauderry] (in planning stage)

Katolis 99 [corsorpeli, janaya, rayllum] (in planning stage)

A Campus Christmas [sorvus, rayllum, fluffcember, holiday fluff]

Crossover AUs

Dragon Falls [The Dragon Prince x Gravity Falls] (in planning stage)

Primal [The Dragon Prince x Arcane] (in planning stage)

TBD [The Dragon Prince x The Scholomance] (in planning stage)

Alternate Timelines / Realities

The Book of Destiny [fanon arc three, OCs, rayllum] (in planning stage)

Remnants [sorpeli, magefam angst, post S7] (in planning stage)

Aftermath [sorvus, post s6, hurt/comfort] (complete)

Call the Darkness [soren-centric, post s6, angst] (complete)

it's quicker and easier to eat you young [sorvus, halfelf!soren, post S6, co-written with @honeii-puff] (in progress)

Foundations [sorpeli, post s7] (in planning stage)

TBD [magefam, crownfam, rayla & the broyals] (in planning stage)

Mercy [alt arc 1, rayllum, early redemption soren] (in planning stage)

Fandom Events

A Dangerous Profession [sorvus week 2024, hurt/comfort, sorvus]

Camp Songs [sorvus week 2024 young soren callum & corvus, camp katolis]

My mind is the place I can't escape your ghost [snake boi callum week 3.0, tragic rayllum, broyals]

The Right Choice [snake boi callum week 3.0, tragic rayllum, coin theory]

Third Time's the Charm [snake boi callum week 3.0, tragic rayllum, coin theory, claudia & callum]

I flew so close to the sun that I flew away from you [snake boi callum week 3.0, bittersweet rayllum, rayllum kiddos]

Hearts of Cinder [sorvus, sorvus week 2024, emotional hurt/comfort]

Whispers on the Wind [sorvus, poet soren, sorvus week 2024, fluff]

A Good Man With A Big Heart [sorvus, alt s6, sorvus week 2024]

I'll Wait For You (will you wait for me?) [sorvus, post s3, sorvus week 2024]

Matching Scars [sorvus, post s6, sorvus week 2024]

A Campus Christmas [modern au, sorvus, rayllum, clauderry, fluffcember 2024]

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“X bodily fluid is just filtered blood!” buddy I hate to break it to you but ALL of the fluids in your body are filtered blood. Your circulatory system is how water gets around your body. It all comes out of the blood (or lymph, which is just filtered blood).

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

(ringing dinner bell) Come get your new meme template, babies

soren is so full of bottled up emotions. that boy deserves a mental breakdown i think. as a treat.

also i do need to see him sobbing for personal reasons. why do favorite characters exist other than to torture them