IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

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5 months ago

>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck

1 month ago

no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

5 months ago

A Winter's Surprise

Chapter 11 (An Interlude from Lambert)

Summary: Geralt takes a bad wound right before he is supposed to go up the mountain for the winter. Jaskier decides to go to Kaer Morhen in the worst way possible, uninvited with an injured Witcher.

Rating Teen Audiences and Up

Tags:         Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Aiden/Lambert (TheWitcher), Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Injured Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Jaskier | Dandelion Goes To Kaer Morhen, Uninvited Guest, Found Family, Protectiveness, Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher), no beta we die like renfri, Slow Burn, But with Friendship

Excerpt:

Having a human around only made those starker. Bringing back things he could be sure if he remembered or not. The smells of smoke in his sleep. The yelling. The blood. It was hard to be certain where his memory ended and his imagination began, especially in the middle of the night.

The only thing keeping the redhead sane was the letters from Aiden in their enchanted notebooks. They’d swapped them a few years ago, holding onto them to keep in touch. It was a nice way to know the person he was closest to was doing alright when he wasn’t ready to bring him home for the winter, and he wasn’t sure Aiden would appreciate it either. Cats and Wolves weren’t known for getting along, even if Aiden was stable. Comparatively.

Usually, it took longer into the winter before Lambert had to rely on the book like he was now.

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3 weeks ago
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ANHEDONIA REMEDIES!

GET YOUR ANHEDONIA REMEDIES HERE!

if you are lost in the rut, i am begging you to read this essay by Sasha Chapin suggesting what, essentially, my take, are potential jump-starts back into living life in real time. like actually experiencing experiences

do it now! don’t lose months, years, or decades! there is a life beyond doomscrolling, and it’s finite (sorry. sorry. i know okay)

10 months ago

more timbern headcanons

i think lonnie and bernard were on the same conspiracy theory forums online

when timbern is out on a date, tim's brain turns off, and he knows no directions. he makes no decisions. bernard is driving. where? tim doesn't know and doesn't care. it's his self-care moment. (his brain only turns back on when babs tells him something might go down)

bernard doesn't smoke, but when he's having a stressful day at the restaurant, he will take a smoke brake

tim used to do bernard's chemistry homework for him, and bernard would do tim's physics homework for him.

bernard will call tim "mr. wayne" to piss him off

they start playing fight and end up making out for hours

tim's fridge is full of polaroids, mostly of bernard and calico, but one of them is very old and all fucked up. It's a picture of tim bernard and darla at louis grieves.

bernard took a picture of that polaroid and uses it as his phone lockscreen

1 month ago

I love the first meeting of Dick and Commissioner Gordon in Batman and Robin: Year One

Jim is so done with Batman having a young sidekick, and for a good reason. Like, this boy is around his daughter's age, he should be on bed instead of chasing criminals.

And Dick, bless his soul, is so energetic and excited since it's his first patrol. Probably, his childish manners make him ever more ill suited for this job in Jim's eyes.

I Love The First Meeting Of Dick And Commissioner Gordon In Batman And Robin: Year One
I Love The First Meeting Of Dick And Commissioner Gordon In Batman And Robin: Year One

Everything about this scene is perfect.

1 month ago

I have to say i am sad about the new trend of "eddie was always a bad friend" in bucktommy fics. No he was not. He is a bad friend right now, maybe you can explore that instead of oversimplifying with "good people/bad people" dichotomies.

5 months ago
This Was Actually For Me Personally Trust They Told Me In A Dream
This Was Actually For Me Personally Trust They Told Me In A Dream

this was actually for me personally trust they told me in a dream

2 years ago
Eddie Munson Has No Game And He’s Delusional About It, You’ve Heard It Here First Folks!
Eddie Munson Has No Game And He’s Delusional About It, You’ve Heard It Here First Folks!

eddie munson has no game and he’s delusional about it, you’ve heard it here first folks!

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