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AU Meme: Louis is a spy and  is on a mission to kill you. He cant because he falls deeply in love with you.

“You listen here Tomlinson.” The head in command gripped onto my collar, hoisting me up. “You are going to get rid of that girl with no remorse. I don’t care what you have to do, just get rid of her.”

I thought this would be easy. Catch you lollygagging with a couple or friends, then when you wander off I would get you. Once I set my eyes on you I knew this wouldn’t be easy. I tried talking to you, but you had walls. I couldn’t let this mission slip out of my hands or I would be the one missing.

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“Could I ask you something very quick sir?” I merely nodded, trying to seem as if I was not interested. “Why have you been following me? Is it because I turned you down. You shouldn’t dwell on the past.” You shrugged your shoulders sipping your drink.

This is it. I found my way in. “Well, now that you mention it..”

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This is bad., horrible,  in fact. “Shes just a girl Tomlinson… focus.” My pep talk got rid of my nerves for our date, the fifth one in fact.  She was not just a mission to me any more, she is more than that. I cant show up to that date… I have to go. And I left. just like that. I was not going through with this mission.

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“Louis?”

My eyes widened at the voice. I felt her hand on my shoulder and I glanced. Her manicured nails shone with the glare of the sunlight preventing me from seeing her eyes.

“Well? Are you going to speak? Care to explain?”

I didn’t dare reply.

“Why did you leave without saying goodbye?”

“I had my reasons.”

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Her eyes welled up, tears making way to surface.

“You had to kill me?”

“I wa-“

“Were you going to do it? On that date? were you? I trusted you!”

“Listen to me.” I sighed. I never was going to hurt her. I love her. She stayed quiet. ” I wasn’t going to complete the mission. I would never hurt you. That’s why I left.”

She engulfed me in a hug which I gladly returned. I felt her tears fall onto my neck and shoulder.

“Louis… don’t, please. Don’t kill any more people..”

“I wont.”

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you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

actually i love growing older and learning how i work as a person like realizing what kinds of fabrics feel best on my skin or what brand of yogurt i like best or how I want to be touched. watching myself change, enjoying brussel sprouts when I used to hate them as a child, understanding why I got angry in that one conversation 10 years ago… there are so many mysteries inside me that i have yet to unravel and there will always be more and sometimes i think maybe its all worth it

he’s so freakin cute

hand him over to me

holy hell, this mash up of Demi’s “Heart attack” & Taylor’s “I knew you were trouble” is so fucking good.

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Liam beatboxing during Harry’s solo in Little Things {16/04/2013}