Ohnoesspaghettios - What On Earth Do I Put Here?

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

dick took it as blackmail on jason

sundays should be 48 hours long. 24 for enjoying sunday other 24 for mentally preparing for monday

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

She gone girled irl

”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.