(ad. husband instead of wife but yes)
Dream Jobs :
— forest witch
— rich vampire's wife
— haunted bookstore owner
GODDAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO GO REWATCH THE UNDERWORLD MOVIES (sidenote: LOOK AT THOSE ARMS)
skyrim is incredible because its the kind of game where you can kill like five extremely high-ranking members of the empire and it changes literally nothing about the civil war going on half an hour away
Avengers + Breaking News Meme
nintendo: can’t have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???
vacation juice
Parents in media: oh, you have depression? it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get through this together
Parents in real life (my parents): what, you don’t have depression. I don’t care what your therapist says, I don’t see it.
depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!
me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
Don’t worry guys, Mario is normal now.
Chris Pratt is now the voice of Late Night Tumblr Posts.
I'm sorry.
Pepper Cake from 1915
My friend just sent this to me and said “you will appreciate this” and she was VERY correct
Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know. This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies.
Transmac, he/they/it, autistic af, mentally illin I do art and write shit My a03 is TheFandomHasRisen—pls check it out
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