IM SCREAMING

I actually cried.

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

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Things abled people don't understand:

Your test results coming back negative isn't necessarily a good thing. Sometimes it just means that you're back to step one in trying to figure out what's wrong with you.

Conversely, a diagnosis can be a huge relief.

Wheelchairs mean freedom.

Things that most people would consider non-activities, such as taking a shower, putting on clothes or commuting, can take a huge amount of energy if you have a chronic illness.

This includes things you do for fun, such as socialising, playing games, reading, and even watching TV.

Exercise is going to make my condition worse, not better.

nobody is irrelevant. nobody is invisible. your neighbors know your name and see you set off to school or work or the backyard everyday, sometimes with a spring in your step and sometimes with hunched over shoulders. there was this one time some stranger pointed you out to their friends and said “that’s the haircut I want” or “I have that shirt, too” or “they go to my school”. someone has admired the way you carry yourself or gave a presentation or even the way you’re so polite when you first meet a person. you’ve made comments or jokes that have stuck in minds of overhearers and eavesdroppers. when old classmates of yours think back to kindergarten or fourth grade or sophomore year they remember you and have an opinion of you. you’ve made recommendations of songs and restaurants and even cookie brands and actually introduced people to their all-time favorites. the cashier at the grocery store knows exactly what laundry detergent your household uses, or even if you don’t do your laundry at all.

you can never be irrelevant. there’s pieces of you everywhere, in a dozen lives, in a hundred dreams, in a million memories. maybe it’s true that you don’t have any friends, and you have a sucky relationship with your family or no family at all and no-one ever checks up on you, and you’re really very lonely, but that doesn’t determine your worth. you do. and so do the billions of small attributions you’ve already made to the world, both long-term and short-term. so thank you.

Smutty Prompt List: The “Anything Goes” Edition

So I wrote a prompt list!! And while doing so discovered that I cannot be tamed and really, anything does go.

Please feel free to use this for your own blog and absolutely any fandom you wish! 

General Fuckery

1. “You say you’re the best lay in all of the city? Prove it.”

2. “A dare is a dare, and I what I dare is for you to is to kiss me in front of all these people. Let them finally see who you love.”

3. “Yes baby, that’s it—oh you’re doing so well, I’m so proud of you. Can you do it again for me?”

4. “I bet you a month’s worth of orgasms I can make them come from sucking their nipples alone.”

5. “I’ll be careful, I promise.”

6. “Wake up, my love. It’s been too many hours since I’ve heard all your pretty noises.”

7. “God, I could watch you fuck yourself on that dildo for hours.”

A hint of D/s, or a lot of it

8. “Won’t you part your pretty little thighs so I can taste what is mine?”

9. “Oh pet, you’ll hate me when I’m through with you.”

10. “Press yourself right up against the glass. I want everyone to see you.”

11. “How about this – I’ll let you come if you’re loud enough for them to find you screaming around my cock.”

12. “Oh pet, don’t cry. I promise I’ll let you come soon.”

13. “Spread your legs for me, baby. Yes, that’s it – now touch yourself, I want to fuck yourself with your fingers like you want me to fuck you with my cock.”

14. “Why should I even let you come? I should leave you here squirming and panting like the desperate whore you are.”

15. “If only you could see yourself now – jaw slack, chest heaving, come dribbling out of your mouth. I almost wish I’d fucked you in public so everyone else could see.”

16. “You look so good like this, baby. Every inch of you bound to the table, writhing against the vibrator. But you know what happens if you come without permission, right?”

17. “I want you to ride my thigh until you’re a whimpering fucking mess, and if you come, then I’ll punish you for it.”

18. “Stand up for me, kitten. I want to watch as our come drips down your thighs.”

19. “I’m going to kiss every inch of you, from toe to top, and if you move or make any noise, I’m going to start all over again, and you won’t be allowed to come until I’m done. Understood?”

20. “That’s it, pet. Grind yourself against my thigh—no no, don’t cover your mouth. We want them to hear, don’t we? We want them to see how much fun you’re having, being my good little whore.”

21. “Did you not hear me the first time I told you to present yourself?”

22. “I so very love the way you blush when you dirty talk. Why don’t you give me a demonstration right now? No no, pet – I want everyone to hear.”

23. “P-please. Please, I want to come, properly this time. Please make your good boy/girl come?”

24. “Come over here. No, don’t stand – crawl.”

25. “Don’t look at me like that. You asked for this.”

26. “Oh, look at the mess you’ve made of yourself, coming in your pants. Should I punish you?”

27. “P-please, please fuck me, I need all of my holes filled—I need another cock, please!”

28. “Perhaps you need to be taught that good boys/girls are seen and not heard. Spread your legs for me.”

29. “Look at you—it’s all over your thighs, dripping out of your hole. Maybe I should make you walk around like this for the rest of the day just so everyone sees how messy you really are?”

30. “Don’t look at them, look at me–I’ll fuck them once they’ve proven that they’re a good pet. Only good pets like you get my cock.”

31. “Please, I’ll be good, I’ll be so good, just let me taste your pussy. Please?”

32. “NO! No, please, I want to come, I want to come!”

33. “Oh but pet, I thought this is what you wanted? Weren’t you begging me just yesterday with tears in your pretty little eyes? To come, to scream, to be allowed to move against my cock while you warmed it?”

34. “P-please, please, I can’t do it—I can’t come anymore, please s-stop.”

35. “I’m going to fuck them in front of you, and you’re going to sit there like a good little pet and not make a single fucking noise. Understood?”

Poly-Specific

36. “It’s humiliating, isn’t it? Seeing someone else please your lover in a way you never can, watching them get fucked and scream out another’s name. Don’t worry – they’re in good hands.”

37. “What’s that? You want me to fuck you while they watch? Because that’s sure as hell what your horny little whines are telling me.”

38. “Will you bark for us, puppy? Show us what a good little pet you can be.”

39. “______, sit on their face. That should shut them up.”

40. “I want you to walk right over there, drop to your knees and start sucking his cock. And no, you can’t wait for his guests to leave.”

41. “Spread yourself for us, pet. Let us see that glorious hole.”

42. “You look so wonderful, tied up with your cock/pussy on display like that. Are you ready for me to let our guests in?”

43. “Go on. Fuck your own hand like the desperate little thing you are, make a show of it for us—don’t you want the attention? Ah ah—leave the cockring on.”

44. “You’re doing so well, pet, letting all of these people come in and touch you, taste you, fuck you – and you haven’t even come once. Would you like me to take the blindfold off so you can see who is next?”

45. “I want you to deepthroat my fingers, suckle them until every drop of his come is off them. Then you can clean his cock up, and then mine, and once you’re done, maybe then I’ll let you come.”

46. “Look at you, all tied up for me like a present. Who left you hear for me, hmmm? Because I would very much like to invite them back so we can unwrap you together.”

Rough and Rowdy

47. “Get off me. I’m done with you. Make sure no one sees you on the way out.”

48. “God, you’re like a bitch in heat. Do you even realise how desperate you look, riding my thigh like that?”

49. “Ssshhh, kitten. I’m not even half way in. Be a good pet and shut the fuck up.”

50. “You know I love you, right? Because I’m going to fuck you like I never have.”

51. “You should be glad I’d ever let you anywhere near my cock/pussy/ass.”

52. “Why would I ever want to fuck you a second time?”

53. “You can hate me all you want, but you can’t deny how good I make you feel.”

54. “You’re coming again? Of course you are. How could you not be? One fucking touch from me is all it takes to get you sobbing, you’re so desperate.”

55. “Come here, daddy wants you to choke on his dick until you pass out.”

56. “Your thighs look so pretty with all of my scratches on them, your blood dripping down onto my sheets.”

57. “Pretend you don’t want it. Scream for me while I fuck you. Beg for me to stop.”

58. “Stop being a brat and start choking on my cock. Or are you too ‘precious’ to do even that?”

59. “Grind against my shoe if you’re so desperate. Go on. I’m sure as hell not getting you off now.”

A Little Angsty

60. “Stay the night. Please.”

61. “Just…once. Please. I just need to taste you once.”

62. “One last time. Please. I—I need one last touch.”

63. “I heard you last night, when you were fucking yourself in your sleep. You called my name. Moaned it.”

64. “This can’t be the last time—please, please, I need you!”

65. “I’m going to fuck them out of you. I’m going to make you scream my name so hard that you’ll never think of them again.”

66. “Ssshh, it’s okay. It’s okay. I’m going to fix everything.”

67. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry—forgive me, forgive me.”

68. “Did he fuck you while I was gone? I can smell him all over you.”

69. “I-I thought they loved me. But now they’re gone, they left me and it hurts. Please—I don’t want to hurt anymore.”

70. “It was always you.”

71. “Ah—ah! Oh god you feel so good, so good, fuck, fuck—marry me!”

72. “Of course I held on. I wasn’t going to let death take me without tasting you at least once.”

Assorted Kinks

73. “Give me your hand. Can you feel that? How swollen your belly is from all of my come?”

74. “Look down – can you see your tight little hole stretched around my huge cock? Can you see it bulging in your belly?”

75. “Do you like being filled over and over with come, my pet? Can you feel it stretching you, swelling you? I’m going to fuck you again, let’s see if you can be a good little pet and keep it all inside of you.”

76. “I’m so full, I can feel your come swelling me, there’s so much of it.”

77. “I’m going to count to 10, my love, and then you’re going to run. And the moment I catch you, I’m going to pin you to the ground and fucking destroy you.” 

78. “I’m going to tie you to the bed and leave you here, so I can come back and fuck you and fill you with my come whenever I want. And don’t pretend you don’t want it – I can smell your greedy little cunt from all the way over here.”

79. “Can you feel that, pet? It’s my favourite little blade running up your quivering stomach. Are you scared?”

80. “Which plug should we use this morning? The onyx jewel – the sapphire? Or perhaps the fox tail, so everyone can see it peeking out of your clothes as you walk.”

81. “Ohh, I know it hurts, pet. But you asked to be stuffed with such a huge toy, and you asked to cockwarm it. What kind of a master would I be if I didn’t say yes?”

82. “Would you like the white or the red collar today, puppy? I think it’s a good day for a walk.”

83. “YES, YES! Mark me, claim me as your prize, I’m yours, only yours!”

84. “Do you like how cold/warm my fingers are in your tight little hole, pet? I did it just for you.”

The Monsterfuckers

85. “Let’s seal our deal, my sweet magician. Oh, no no – not with paper.”

86. “Sshhhh, don’t cry. I’ll make it feel good, so good. You won’t ever want a human cock ever again, only ever mine.”

87. “Would you like me to bite you when you come? I know how much you like it when I do, and your blood tastes so good when you’re screaming around my cock.”

88. “Look at these talons - do they scare you? Do they make your human knees quiver? They should. Because I’m going to hold you down with them while I fuck you, and when I’m done, everyone will see the marks I have left on you.”

89. “Are you ready to take my knot? Are you ready to be so full of my seed that your stomach will swell?”

90. “How very careless of you to wander into the realm of the fae. I would help you escape, but…I’ve always wanted a little human fucktoy to call my own.”

91. “You want power? Control? All the magic you can every want or need for? Get down on your knees. Show me exactly what it is about that glorious human mouth that makes you worthy of this deal.”

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Coming to theaters near you: neurodivergent wedding caterer looses their shit as a group near them shout for no fucking reason.

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

Close to You

Charles Xavier x non-mutant!reader

Word Count: 699

Summary: Charles Xavier just wants to get closer to his significant other.

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Okay so I was up last night reading a bunch of x-men fanfics and this cute lil story came to me and I couldn’t just ignore it, so yeah I guess I write for fictional characters now 😂

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Mutants. They weren’t a new thing, they’ve been around for ages. Some humans of course were afraid, as most are when they see something different. You on the other hand we’re quite familiar with the concept. Your father was a mutant, as was your sister. However it seemed the x-gene had skipped you. Some call it a good thing, others a bad thing. To you, it didn’t matter if you were a mutant or not, you were happy with just being who you were.

However, what you were grateful for, was meeting Charles Xavier. It was almost straight out of a movie. You had been out grocery shopping and humming a song you’ve been obsessed with, and from out of nowhere, there he came joining in with your little tune. You stopped, slightly embarrassed you were humming out loud, but he just mentioned how he loved that song. You two chatted about it, both sharing how it was such a feel good song. After that, you two conversed some more while continuing shopping and by the time you left the store you had each other’s contact information.

That had been a couple months ago. Now, you were quite familiar with the man as well as the other mutants he hung around with. And your face was no stranger to the others.

This particular date night you were spending in Charles’ room. You two were having a lovely evening, first filled with dinner and now you were enjoying one of your favorite movies. The lights were off and you were cuddled close to Charles on the floor. It was a simple yet romantic date.

A romantic scene had just come on screen and as if on cue, Charles tilted his head to look at you and picking up on his movement you turned to him. You two meet in the middle, bringing your lips together and as always, fireworks go off in your head.

You lean close, resting your palm on his chest, while he lovingly wraps his arms around you. With no space between you two, you kiss until you have to break apart to catch your breaths. Once apart he leans his head against yours, staring warmly into your eyes. He let out a content sigh, “I want to feel you closer,” he said.

The edge of your mouth went up, giggling at the statement, “we’re literally right against each other, how much closer can we get?” You joked.

There was silence on his end, spare for an uneasy expression on his face. “I want to enter your mind.”

Now this was new to you. You obviously knew of his powers but the thought of someone in your mind seemed slightly invasive. In the few months that you’ve been together with Charles, you’ve made it clear that you didn’t want him in your mind without consent and he’s respected this. But now, sitting here beside him, the concept was quite compelling. So finally after some thought you agreed.

The look on Charles’ face when you agreed, was ecstatic and you couldn’t help but mirror his expression. Before he began you had to ask, “is this going to hurt?” He shook his head, “no, I would never do anything to harm you.” He said and you had no doubt in your heart, so without further ado, he leaned his head against yours again and in the next moment you felt it. You shut your eyes as a slight throb filled your head before you felt a presence.

Once opening your eyes you saw Charles smiling at you, hi, he said cheekily.

Hi, you thought back. It was…odd sitting here and just thinking to each other, but it was actually quite…soothing.

So how’s this? Not scary at all, huh? He mused.

No. I like it, it’s like our own private meeting.

You two sat there, engaging in simple discussion. And you had to admit after time it felt warm and intimate having him in your head.

That night was by far the best night you’ve ever had. And although that date eventually had to come to an end, that wouldn’t be the last time Charles Xavier was in your head.

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I hope you all liked this little imagine and have a wonderful day ✨☀️✨ 

Alex Hirsch is this close to fucking losing it and going on a murderous rampage through Disney’s corporate offices