My Secret Santa Gift For @square-braxket 🎄🎁💖

SHOCK!! drawer draws ethan😱😱😱

AM I KIDNAPPED BY TOM CRUISE?? MAYBE

i watched dead reckoning!!!

wayyyy better than i expected

now i can be all mysterious about who my favourite character is because i like being very subtle about it

he is judging you

silly man. man silly. silly little man. silly. man silly smol

OH ! ILSA IS A NURSE WHO BRINGS HIM THE MEDICINES AND THAT’S WHY HE DOESN’T TRUST HER AT FIRST BUT SINCE THE DRUGS SHE BRINGS MAKE HIM STOP SEEING LANE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME HE MAKES HER A PROTAGONIST

!!! an au where the syndicate is ACTUALLY only ethan’s imagination since he’s gone crazy and his sick brain made solomon the main bad guy because he’s the face he sees the most because LANE IS HIS DOCTOR at the hospital !!!

👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌m

☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single? 💬 - Can we text? 💌 - Fan mail me? 💍 - Marry me? 💘 - Be my tumblr crush? 💭 - Favorite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. 💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? 🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? 📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself. ✈️ - Where are you from? 🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? 😍 - Do you have a crush? 😷 - Something you hate eating? 🙈 - What makes you shy? 💃 - Can you dance? 💏 - Do you love anyone? 👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? 🌴 - A island you would visit? 🌎 - A country you would visit? 🌀 - Favorite type of weather? 🔮 - Do you believe in luck? 📱 - What kinda phone do you have? 📅 - Favorite time of the year? 📚 - Career goal you want? 🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🍇 - Favorite fruits? 🚘 - Dream car(s)? 🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? 🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? 🎫 - Do you have a license? 🚼 - Do you have or want kids? 🔞 - Are you under 18? 🐶 - Do you own a pet? 😔 - Something that makes you sad? 😡 - What pisses you off? 😏 - What turns you on? 😈 - Are you a freak? 💪 - Do you work out?

s.olomo.n l.an.e stands like a worm

nothing has ever seemed funnier than gary trying to finish his pint while fighting omg

happy birthday to me a bit of unnecessary babbling (vent post)

This year was a banger. It began with a huge downfall for me but I guess I wouldn’t get as stable as I am now if it didn’t yk? I think I should consider my 2022-2023 year a symbol of improvement and moving on. I can finally look back and see how much I’ve changed during the last several months, and honestly, I’m proud of myself despite having to sacrifice my own resources for the sake of enhancement. This year is a Tumblr year for me :P I didn’t expect it, but it gave me such a lovely cozy community which I’m in love with fr <3 Thanks for interacting with my funni posts <3<3<3 And of course, I really, really want to thank people who make me smile with every single message they send, people who made me change for the better, people who saved me. [the end] [drawer vanishes in the fog]

My secret Santa gift for @staggeringlytony !!

Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!!

something makes me think that benji won't survive this one