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the world's end has ended me like man why do their comedies end with a deadly existential crisis and why do i find gary fucking king so relatable??

omg ! that would be really cool!!

!!! an au where the syndicate is ACTUALLY only ethan’s imagination since he’s gone crazy and his sick brain made solomon the main bad guy because he’s the face he sees the most because LANE IS HIS DOCTOR at the hospital !!!

continuation aka peak comedy(i consider myself hilarious)

pov: a potato got stuck 

but honestly it was an anatomy practice and i thought lmao guy looks like he is trying not to fall

and my brain went benji benji benji

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i watched dead reckoning!!!

wayyyy better than i expected

now i can be all mysterious about who my favourite character is because i like being very subtle about it

yo i read your ask answer where you ended by expressing that you have difficulty drawing nick frost's face. i'm not coming in here to like, imply that it's easy or any of that, because yeah no he's got a unique face that not many styles can account for without some adapting, but if you'd like a quick rundown on his prominent features and how to convey them, i like to think i have his mug figured out, and i would love nothing more than to enable more people to feel confident drawing him bc once you figure it out, oh my gosh is his face fun to draw.

that was a really long run-on sentence, wow.

I can't help but agree, his face is extremely interesting and unique and I definitely have to learn how to draw him for the sake of simping coming out of my comfort zone

And- yes, it'd be very nice!!

rewatching that one scene from rogue nation for the 5754859274025th time because apparently lane agressively staring at benjamin’s lips is the only thing that keeps my mind going

🖤🏳️‍⚧️ happy holidays @thefroggymagician — i was your secret santa!! i give you the king and his boundless amounts of transmasc swag. 👉😎👉

you might not like him

but yet can you not deny the fact that he is an irreplaceable representative of the unstraight nose community💪

imagine being so fucked up, like m a n

//oh god the “heehee i’m a clown oh wait im actually in a really bad condition” trope is so blorbo material for me

(well, if you know, you know)

much alcohol = bad, i hope that’s settled