Now Please Look At The Shit Happening In The World And Tell Me The Syndicate Was A Bad Idea.

he lost a bet (i have no excuses (i had a literal DREAm about this are you seriously hoping i have any non-lanedunn braicells left?))

this is getting ridiculous

finally my contributuion to the cornetto trilogy cult !!

gary <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

how long did it take me? very

had fun with shading here

you might not like him

but yet can you not deny the fact that he is an irreplaceable representative of the unstraight nose community💪

Wow! The only ask I ever got is lovely 😍

https://t.me/addstickers/lovelygaryking2_by_fStikBot https://t.me/addstickers/lovelygaryking_by_fStikBot look how pathetic i am, i made cornetto stickers for telegram lmao

thanks @whoophoney for the gifs you are lovely👉👈 

uhhhhhhhhh h so tumblr seems fun and im gonna post here cuz why not

nothing has ever seemed funnier than gary trying to finish his pint while fighting omg

my cornetto secret santa for @radlyradar <3

The prompt was "Angelbutter playing in snow", hope you enjoy them being silly

@heldenherzchen asked for "Danny and Nicholas ice-skating on a pond":

"So the Andes didn't laugh at you for the jacket?"

"Danny, we all have the same jacket! And no! They laughed because they found out that one of the very few things I cannot do! That was ice skating..."

Nicholas looked sadly at his partner as he sipped on his hot cocoa. Danny smiled sweetly.

"Drink up, let's boo boo to the park." Danny grabbed his monkey hat.

"Also stop using catchphrases from the drunken man in cell 3." Nicholas groaned as he put on his hat.

"I look ridiculous."

"Where's my confident partner at? Spit him out, I don't like this self-deprecating dingus." Danny grinned as he helped Nicholas skate with the penguin-shaped skating aid.

"I'm trying my best!" Nicholas gritted his teeth.

"You can do it! You'll come off as Bambi on ice at first but then you'll be like Tonya Harding without all those awful crimes and stuff." Danny skated along.

They made a couple of rounds on the rink and Nicholas felt more confident skating.

"I got another confession by the way."

"What? You were the one who told the Andes ?"

"No... I've never seen Bambi actually... But it looks cute and wholesome! Can we watch it this evening?" Nicholas asked sweetly. Danny coughed a bit.

"Umm... Sure... But after we get some tissues from the shop."

"For the cold?"

"Yes." Danny crossed his fingers.