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TEICK OR TREATYgggvvvvvvvv?????

Not sure what a “teick” or a “treatygggvvvvvvv” are, but you’ll get TREATS!

(Rock candy, and bottom-dwelling invertebrates for that diverse sturgeon diet)

why's it called the mouth of a river if that's where all the water comes out?

would you prefer it to be called the anus instead?

@scribonia-art STOP!!!!!

ooh no i hit my funny boner

Y’all. I’m serious. Look at the end of the day you can do whatever you want. And hey I bully the absolute fuck out of the character. But having social anxiety doesn’t make you an uwu soft boi that’s just super shyyyy. Please.

Wait so is raptor old or is she albino what?

- A HUGE tractor hauling industrial farm equipment

- The people where I get my breakfast noticing that I’m not in my work uniform, asking “not going to work today?”

- A falcon desperately trying to balance on a telephone wire during a very windy day

- Two toddlers making instant friends with one another for no reason other than they were both toddlers in the same place

- Newly hatched baby geese. Couldn’t have been bigger than a baseball

- A helicopter flying maybe 500 feet off the ground, maybe less, spraying for mosquitos around the lake

- Being at a green light and when the car in front didn’t move for a good few seconds, nobody honked. Everyone was just patient

- The yellow trash bags on the side of the highway indicating the Lions have been there cleaning. The Lions are the local community service group

Things I Like Here.

So I moved from my childhood state a few years ago and I’ve been struggling with adjusting ever since, largely because of the drastic negative change in my social life. But life is beautiful, so I wanted to make a list of things I’ve seen since moving here that I couldn’t get back home! You have to appreciate the little things in life. I’m gonna periodically add more as I see them

- “The Oven Bus” which is just a bus with a brick chimney in it. I wanna know what’s going on in there so badly

- All of the sunsets here are beautiful without fail. Don’t matter what time they happen, even if it’s at 4, it’s beautiful. There’s so many colours in them

- The sign I drive past on the way to work that says “WALTZ IS FOR MURDERING THE UNBORN.” I don’t agree with it but it’s fucking hilarious to see, because it’s in the middle of nowhere

- Related, since we live out in the country now, the pro-life religious bulletins that have the most CGI looking babies on them. Like that baby is not real. Honey

- I almost got into an accident once because there are so many dogs down a 55 MPH road that I just kept looking at the dogs

- The church that has six doors outside on their lawn that say “GOD’S DOORS ARE OPEN TO ALL”

- The church that has a progress flag on its flag post and a BLM flag flying under it. I went there once and it’s full of old people. They were so kind. I want to go back there again

- The kind lady at the Chinese takeout restaurant down the road from us who stayed when the restaurant was empty so I could pick up my order. I wanted my brother to get it but he bailed last minute

- The grocery store down the street that my family has wildly different pronunciations of. It’s within walking distance. I’ve never had that before

- The man today who accidentally bought two tickets for himself. Instead of refunding one, he wanted to give away the other one for free

- The mall Santa I see around Christmas time when he’s on his break. Just walking around. High socks and shorts with a Christmas theme, he’s great

- The little girl yesterday who told me she would get a dog and a fish. When I asked her what she would name the dog, she said “Rainbow Pup”

- The parents who use they/them to refer to me. Even though I personally don’t use those pronouns and don’t like them when they’re used in reference to me, it’s a sign of progress

- The little girl whose parents I sold an annual pass to. I’ve seen her four times. She recognizes me each time and runs to give me a hug

- The toddler who tried to hand me her half-eaten cinnamon-dusted timbit when I asked her for a high five

- The kind people at KwikTrip who never look like they don’t want to be there

- My supervisor who shrieks whenever he walks by me because that’s how I greet people so he’s started greeting me like that as well. He’s an absolute truck of a man who looks like Thor

An orca (Orcinus orca) breaches in Sommarøy, Norway

by Bo Eide

So uh. Guess what I did

This close 🤏 to making a cod oc that completely breaks everything about the universe just so I can make some stupid drawings that’s it that’s the whole reason

Song game, 1!

NOT okay where tumblr mobile puts the damn inbox I did not find this for like a WEEK

1 - Song you like with a colour in the title

Colourblind by Panda Eyes (does this even count?? LMAO)

Raise The Black Flag by Teminite (haven’t listened to this one in a while?)

Bruno is Orange by Hop Along (and like two other people)

Pink by Deko and Yameii Online

Everything Black by Unlike Pluto and Mike Taylor