One Of These Days @emmsiplier Is Gonna Post All The Dumb Shit I’ve Said In Call With Them And It’s

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

Living in capitalism is me being under the weather and needing a few days off because I don’t want to make other people miserable with my health but also being unable to take days off suddenly without a doctor’s note or I’ll get written up BUT not wanting to go through the trouble and cost of getting a doctor’s note

petition to replace all "oh no! i'm OLD!" humor with "i survived! YIPPIE!" positivity

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

I’m sorry, I have to block users for every blog I have?? So I have to block the same person twice???? Why

Viewed from above, the head of a white sturgeon looks like that of a giraffe or a mythical dragon. This species of sturgeon is North America's largest freshwater fish.

https://earthlymission.com/125-year-old-lake-sturgeon-largest-ever-caught-in-usa-oldest-fish-ever-caught

I feel like we discuss art too much as a product to be consumed rather than a creation of a person

same mf energy

Waist so slutty you can tell I’m afab

noone:

that one teammate who got the charger on a griller wave: