Oh-sturg - Fish Want Me.

I feel the need to also mention this screenshot of Makarov was taken while there was another player in the lobby who was named abe-lincoln1865 or something

same mf energy

I can’t believe I asked @emmsiplier to add Ghost to their household so Seven wouldn’t be lonely and he immediately started grilling and then set the grill on fire

I got a lot of love for this eel so here’s some more

May I offer you the happiest guy ever

(Green moray eel, from work)

World's most joyful coworker

im never deleting tiktok

Just heard CNN compare the united healthcare shooting to Virginia Tech and Columbine

I’m sorry?? Those are NOT the same

EDIT: I don’t remember if this is exactly what they said but like. Idk that’s what I heard. And hey, if they’re speaking in a way that can be misconstrued as that, then I mean

wait wait wait hold on

bonus: tell me how you learnt chess, if you DO know how to play it. i learnt from my older sister, who was in chess club in fifth grade and forced me to play against her.

If I don’t get a rave mommy this weekend it’s literally fucking over chat

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