Aftg Is So Funny Because Neil Had So Many Chances To Escape Certain Death But He Just Wanted To Play

Pulled up to the function! The function is loud. I want to go home.

Nothing fills me with yearning quite like how friendship is depicted in coptp

As someone who truly lives in the middle of bumbfuck nowhere, I cannot express how deeply I am disturbed when people are like “I hate living in a small town. The only thing to do is walk around Walmart.” If your town has a Walmart, your small town privileges are revoked. My classmates ride their horses to school.

Nuns have the perfect opportunity to float around on rumbas and put the true fear of god into people.

Forever thankful aftg went the way it did because what the fuck kinda name is Nathaniel Wesninski

Religious people popped off when they decided to capitalize the personal pronouns of their god. That shit goes hard

mfers be like “I’m not ready for a long term relationship” then watch one piece, be fr

This is my petition for the universe to let me be Spider-Man. Not for crime fighting purposes, I live in the boonies. I just want my eyes to work and lasik is scary

Want something casual as in committed fake dating not a hookup