okay, this is the best thing ever. I want this.
(Also, why is the HTML effing up :()
~#OtWC
You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*
Me: *boops ur nose*
Mamađź’–
So, my friend is teaching me pole dancing because I wanted a new way to get abs, and HOLY MOLY, this is going to be my newest bedroom talent.
“Let me show you what splits and spins look like while you jack in front of me, darling.”
Haruna
Missing Daddy..
So, tonight, I darkened my hair and got cute bangs for the first time in about 15 years. Cue 10/10 picking up Daddy Doms more easily.
Yessss
I went down so slowly, and I kissed his pelvis like I never kiss yours. Oh, does it hurt to hear that? Good.
Bitch.
~#OffTheWallCouple
Noooo, I iz a brat.
Cuz I iz small and needs a pretty collar and paci in the bedroom or I will get LOST!
Omg what if I gets LOST?!
Nuh uh.
“You pretend you’re a brat, but you like being good for me, don’t you?”