Varmibeth

Donita is not sleazy 💯💯💯

What do you think of the others now that u r redeemed (for paisley!)

Paisley: Simple. I have a presentation for how I see them now compared to when I was a villain. *pulls up a fancy slideshow*

With Zach, I first saw my annoying cousin. Now, I still see my annoying cousin.

With Donita, I first saw a hot fashionista. Now, I just see sleazy femme fatale.

With Gourmand, I saw a low-budget Chef Boyarde. NOW, I SEE THAT HE NEEDS JESUS!

With Dabio, I saw a sweet but no brains version of Heman. I still see it.

With Rex, I saw my loyal righthand man. Now...I still see him, but...there's something I can't put my finger on.

Daphne: Hey Zach could I borrow your Invisibility Cloak for this Instagram Post?

Zach: Absolutely not. This cloak...

Daphne, interrupting him: Oh okay... I guess I'll go ask Aviva then. I'm sure she has something better anyways.

*5 minutes later*

Daphne: And this is a super cool Invisibility Cloak I can use

Happy Birthday, Martin Kratt 🎊🎁🎉 !

Happy 59th Birthday to the wonderful Martin Kratt! Our favorite blue loving Kratt brother! Sending the warmest birthday wishes to you today! The work you and Chris have done to help the animals and ecosystems of our planet, and to educate young (and not so young 😆) creature adventures is insurmountable. You both truly are such an inspiration and blessing! May this birthday and many more be filled with the greatest creature adventures to come.

Quick Question

I love love love 💯💯💯

GIRL SQUAD

Finally I get the hang of drawing Koki and Aviva and how do I use my newfound power? To draw them with Carmen Sandiego and Kim Possible. Look at this squad.... @o@ Honestly Kim's style is incredibly similar to the WK style but Carmen took a bit of finagling because their body proportions are vastly different.

I imagine in this little playground that Carmen showed up when she heard Zach was stealing some sort of priceless animal-bone artifact and Kim showed up because he's Shego (and Draken's?) son and then Aviva and Koki make it to this strange meeting between the two badass ladies and they're like AAAAAHHHHH WE ARE SUCH HUGE FANS because who hasn't heard of the woman in red stealing from rich people and the famous sort-of-spy-sort-of-superhero? They'd be SO excited to talk about gadgets and butt kicking.

i’m replying to a lot of ao3 comments for the first time in my life, so my brain conjured this meme

ahh I love him!!! I love the way that he just doesn’t care about all the crime Zach is doing 🤣🤣

i’ve had a wild kratts oc for awhile now, he’s kind of like a mix between agent stone from the sonic movies and brett hand from inside job.

His name is James Marlow btw!

He is zach’s assistant, much to zach’s dismay. James deserves an award for being able to put up with his boss. HR basically offered this job, nobody could keep it (Zach is very hard to work with), but it came with a lot of benefits and bonuses that James couldn’t pass up, so he went for it, and stubbornly, has been the one assistant to last. It infuriates Zach to no end with how efficient James is. James DOES turn a blind eye to Zach’s crimes though, because ultimately it doesn’t effect him personally, so he doesn’t care. He’s just in it for the paycheck. Which is probably why James has lasted so long as an assistant.

He is so silly to me. I think about him constantly. I know nothing yet everything about him. I cannot put it into words. More post about him soon I think!

Yummy new incredible fic!! Woo!! I love alternate universe fics!! Thank you!!!!!!

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Wild Kratts Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Chris Kratt, Martin Kratt, Jimmy Z (Wild Kratts), Koki (Wild Kratts), Aviva Corcovado, Zach Varmitech, Donita Donata, Gaston Gourmand Additional Tags: Multiverse, Headcanon, Portals, Violence, Crossover, AUs from tumblr Summary:

While Aviva had been working on re-building the Time Trampoline, a new idea filled her head; What if she created a device that allowed her to see alternative versions of herself and the crew? That´s one challenge, I´ll tell you.

Luckily she never backed up from one.

I finally made this!! Thank you so so much @jokerislandgirl32 these were 🔥🔥🔥 and everyone loved them

Kinda Random Post But…

For my Spanish class this year, I need to follow a Spanish/LatAm recipe and make a dish to bring to my class and I’m totally blanking so I figured I’d crowdsource lol. If anyone has any suggestions for a dish I could easily make that tastes good, I would really appreciate it

(image source: https://wildkratts.fandom.com/wiki/Donita_Donata/Gallery)

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what is each Varmitech’s coffee/drink order?

Thank you so much for this ask! I know it took a while to get to but I hope you enjoy reading about the Varmitech Crew’s favorite drinks! I wrote descriptions for everyone’s favorite drinks “in character,” which was very fun.

This ask also helped me figure out that 2 of the kiddos have food allergies, so thank you for adding to my world building process 😊! See answers below the cut!

Zach: Anything black and with extra caffeine….My preferred drink order is Black Eye Coffee, just listen to the name! It’s perfect! It has black coffee and two shots of espresso, the perfect combination for a busy businessman, inventor, and family man such as myself. I do add quite a bit of sugar to the mix, though. I like it black, but I can’t deny my sweet tooth.

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Violet: As someone with overactive bladder, I can’t really enjoy drinks. Anything but water or blueberry juice and I’m in misery 😭. But, if I am adventurous and decide to get a drink (rare), I am going for McDonald’s Mango & Pineapple Smoothie. I cannot drink anything with caffeine due to my medical conditions, and I dislike caffeine drinks anyway, so this is the perfect compromise, as I LOVE fruit and cold drinks!

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Varina: Ohhhhh, so many good choices, but I’ll have to say my favorite drink is Caffé Mocha! I just love the combination of the coffee and chocolate/mocha flavor! It’s like an ultra caffeinated hot chocolate to me 😋. I’m not a huge coffee fan, but this combination makes it manageable, and it just tastes delicious! I prefer to make it at home because I can add even more chocolate to it in a dusting on top of the cream!

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Vera: I do not enjoy the taste of coffee by itself, so I prefer to have coffee drinks that are so full of sugar and sweet flavors that the coffee taste is virtually unrecognizable, or it is at least masked in such a way that it’s palatable. I personally prefer cold coffee drinks and my favorite is the Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frappuccino from Starbucks. I adore the caramel flavor, drizzle, and the crunchy topping. It seems more like a milkshake than coffee, which I love!

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Victor: Red Eye Coffee. Dad, much to mom’s horror, had Vallen and me taking sips of his coffee as far back as we can remember. That was exactly what grandpa Tyler did with her so she was sure it would scar us for life like it had her. It didn’t for me, I grew up to crave strong, black coffee. But, I don’t like it as strong as dad, so I prefer the Red Eye Coffee with only one shot of espresso as opposed to two shots like Black Eye Coffee. Unlike dad, I cannot stand any sugar in my coffee, I want it black and unsweetened…as the coffee beans intended.

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Vallen: Welp I am the Varmitech with the peanut allergy, so I’m honestly too paranoid to order coffee, drinks, or food out. I am the person that makes my coffee at home, or I’ll have a Zachbot to prepare it for me, so I can ensure I don’t have to make an impromptu visit to the ER. Dad, Varina, and Vera taught me the art of at home coffee making, and my taste for coffee fell somewhere in between their preferred beverages. I am still traumatized by black coffee from when Dad gave it to me and Victor, but I like it sweet like him, and I like it flavorful like Varina and Vera, and iced/cold like Vera…so, I prefer flavored Iced Coffee. My personal favorite is Coconut Iced Coffee. I am checking the labels for each ingredient like a hawk, but I enjoy the cold coffee and sweet coconut flavor combo.

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Victoria: Guess who inherited mom’s overactive bladder and can’t enjoy drinks…me! It’s all for the best though because, like mom, I also find most drinks unpalatable. Add in my dairy sensitivity and that cuts out A LOT of options. But, if I am going to try and enjoy a drink, I will usually have the Vanilla Bean Crème Frappuccino from Starbucks. It HAS to be a nondairy version, but I really enjoy the vanilla flavor and little bits of vanilla beans!

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