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😂😂😂 poor Chris, even his closest friends can’t help him

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Chris con un libro sobre lobos y otros caninos: ¿sabías que los lobos demuestran cariño latiendo sus bocas? Encantador

MarĂ­a: uh si, Âżes una indirecta? *mirada coqueta*

Chris: que? Cual indirecta?...*se da cuenta* ÂĄNo, no es lo que piensas! ÂĄNo quiero besarte! Bueno digo, si quiero besarte...ÂĄAaaaahhh! *muy rojo y en pĂĄnico*

María: *riéndose por dentro*

Zach con Jimmy y Aviva de tras de él como un tren: ¥Scruch! A su derecha podemos ver a dos lobos en su håbitat natural *seseñala a Chris y María*

Jimmy y Aviva: Oohh...

Zach: como pueden ver el macho no es muy bueno en el ritual de apareamiento

Aviva: aww *toma foto*

Chris: ÂĄNo estĂĄn ayudando!

Inglés

Chris with a book about wolves and other canines: did you know that wolves show affection by beating their mouths? Charming

MarĂ­a: uh yes, is that a hint? *flirtatious look*

Chris: what? Which hint?...*realizes* No, it's not what you think! I don't want to kiss you! Well I say, if I want to kiss you... Aaaaahhh! *very red and panicked*

Maria: *laughing inside*

Zach with Jimmy and Aviva behind him like a train: Scrunch! To his right we can see two wolves in their natural habitat *points to Chris and MarĂ­a*

Jimmy and Aviva: Oohh...

Zach: as you can see the male is not very good at the mating ritual.

Aviva: aww *takes photo*

Chris: They're not helping!

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10 months ago

I’ve been waiting for this one! So so excited, chapter 1 was đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„

Decoded Chapter 1

Summary:

Martin was the self-sacrificial type. He was the one who woke up every night just to pull Chris out of a nightmare. He was the one who tested the more questionable technology Aviva whipped up. He was the one who took on extra tasks when someone wasn’t feeling well. He was the one who would take the blame when the brothers landed themselves in trouble. He was the one who would carry the burdens of everyone else around him, while locking his own away in a dark corner, and never once complain. And Chris knew for a fact, the only reason Martin didn’t trade places with him when Diego dragged him away and locked him within his own mind was because his brother couldn’t work miracles. But Chris didn’t think he could share this burden with Martin. He decided he wouldn’t even give him the choice.

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8 months ago

I love freckles!! (It’s probably because I have a ton lol) but I think they make people look so good đŸ«¶đŸ«¶

MarĂ­a: Don't worry too much, I feel that your freckles make you unique, more than you already are

Chris: Thank you and...I'm sorry for acting like an idiot earlier *kisses him on the forehead* and I like your marks, they look like butterfly wings

MarĂ­a: aww thank you honey

MarĂ­a: Don't Worry Too Much, I Feel That Your Freckles Make You Unique, More Than You Already Are

I have a headcanon in which Chris never lost the freckles he had as a child and as a child older than him he took advantage of this to make fun of them, he rejected them for a long time and covered them with foundation, the same with MarĂ­a, until She discovered that little secret and although at first Chris felt somewhat attacked, in the end Maria revealed her other secret and Chris apologized, forming this link scene ^^


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9 months ago

Donita is not sleazy 💯💯💯

What do you think of the others now that u r redeemed (for paisley!)

Paisley: Simple. I have a presentation for how I see them now compared to when I was a villain. *pulls up a fancy slideshow*

With Zach, I first saw my annoying cousin. Now, I still see my annoying cousin.

With Donita, I first saw a hot fashionista. Now, I just see sleazy femme fatale.

With Gourmand, I saw a low-budget Chef Boyarde. NOW, I SEE THAT HE NEEDS JESUS!

With Dabio, I saw a sweet but no brains version of Heman. I still see it.

With Rex, I saw my loyal righthand man. Now...I still see him, but...there's something I can't put my finger on.

10 months ago

@myself haha, it’s 104 where I am

You know

In every moment, there's a perfect situation for every moment for the day, especially when it is red, white, and blue

You Know

Reblog or tag anyone who's currently needs some chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich for a hot day, or (just mentality exhausted)

9 months ago

Daphne’s Intervention

AN: I didn’t write an actual intervention because I don’t have enough experience with them. This also has no intention to be anything but a ‘check in’ for Daphne to improve her behavior.

Vera, Vallen, and Violet all belong to the talented @jokerislandgirl32

Daphne knew something was up. Her parents were acting differently and everyone seemed to be tiptoeing around her. She noticed Zach’s jet pulling in, and knew something was up. Out walked Zach and Violet, looking solemn. Gourmand was in video call, something was going on and Daphne could guess what it was. She knew for sure when she was called into the ‘fancy’ living room, something they only ever used if there was something serious happening. As she sat down, her family started explaining how to use the internet in a healthy way. Daphne didn’t really care at first but she actually learned a lot, and felt much better about everything after the talk was over. Her family loved her, really, and their opinions and her own were more important than the trolls online. Daphne decided that she would take a small break from social media, and start doing other hobbies, once she found them. Her grades were also awful, so maybe this tutoring thing isn’t such a bad idea. It could be nice to spend more time with the Varmitechs, she would never admit it, but it gets lonely sometimes in the huge pink mansion, her parents aren’t around as much as she would like, and she doesn’t have any siblings that she sees often or are close in age. Vera was also super nice, and is a great role model for Daphne. 

Vallen would be lying if he said he wasn’t worried about Daphne. She had always been someone he really cared about, and to hear she was struggling made him so upset. He couldn’t believe that his parents wouldn’t let him go see her, they were friends!! He wasn’t dramatic, he didn’t know what they were talking about, plus he never said anything that wasn’t true, it was their problem if they didn’t want to listen to him. He was right pretty often. But when he was around Daphne, he got all tongue-tied and weird. It was a shocking feeling, considering he had never been like that with any of his boyfriends or girlfriends. Vera claimed that he had a crush on her, but Vera was totally wrong. Right?? Yeah she was pretty and outgoing, but she was in a relationship and so was he. He wasn’t the type of guy to hurt someone like that, they would have to both be single for it to happen. It would never happen. He was content with just being her friend. It seemed like he would be seeing more of her in the near future, Vera is going to start tutoring her in math and science. He couldn’t wait to see her roaming his house. Maybe he needed some tutoring too, it didn’t matter that his grades were excellent. Anything to spend time with her
 But in a totally friendly way of course.


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7 months ago

So pretty!!!!

WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!

(Based on toxic flowers!)

WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!
WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!
WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!
WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!
WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!
WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!

GRRR THEY ARE SO PRETTYYYYY!!

Paisley: Lily of the Valley

Gourmand: Wisteria

Dabio: Delphinium

Rex: Lantana

Zach: Hellebore

Donita: Foxglove

WILD KRATT VILLAINS WEARING DRESSES!!

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6 months ago

I’ve been considering this for a while but there are some parts of the story I have two ideas for so if figure I’d let you know, this particular poll is just to gauge interest for this.

AN note: characters will be OOC to fit the story


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10 months ago

Screaming crying this is so good but soo sad oml 😍😍😭😭

WARNING: Injury, Drama and Implied Death

(it's a time travel apocalypse au, it's gonna have The Big Sads before it gets better.)

WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death
WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death
WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death
WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death
WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death

Apocalypse AU doodles.

From Future!Chris and Future!Zach's perspectives, the Apocalypse started about 8 to 10 months ago (hard to keep track after the tech failed) and Aviva was lost at about month 6 when the defenses broke and the lab was overrun with mutated beasts. After that, things got very complicated because half the tech was damaged and they only managed to salvage some of the components for the time machine Aviva designed. Martin was lost (with Koki) a little prior to the completion of the time machine, overrun while trying to protect Chris while salvaging for parts. The younger Kratt fully feels responsible for his death and Zach wouldn't let him see his brother being mauled. Zach lost his arm about two months later, making things very difficult. Jimmy created a prosthetic arm for him but it doesn't function it's really only decorative. Jimmy is presumed to have been lost as he was the one running the machine while their sanctuary was being invaded and he sent them to the future as a last desperate shot.

Bonus:

WARNING: Injury, Drama And Implied Death

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10 months ago

It's My Birthday!!

I'm so grateful for everyone in my life, physically and digitally. It's been a difficult year for me, but I am grateful for all the blessings I have recieved.

Without further ado,

Daphne's Quinceañera

(I do not celebrate quinceañeras in my culture, although I have been to a few, and apologize if I got anything wrong, not my intention at all)

It was finally here. The day where Daphne transitioned from a child to a woman and Daphne had dreamt of it her entire life
 It was less than a week away but all Daphne could feel was dread. The party was perfectly set up, the food was gorgeous and made by Gourmand, a renowned chef, and her dress was breathtaking, handmade by her mother after months of work and research. Everybody felt ready to leave Daphne’s childhood behind. Everybody except for Daphne. She loves her independence, but ever since her relationship with Micheal, a popular boy at her school, ended she was feeling empty and worried that she would be alone forever. She pushed those feelings down and waltzed into her showroom, being meticulously organized and set up for the party of the century. Daphne inspected and approved the decorations, before leaving to call her father. Right when Daphne was about to hang up, Henry answered the phone, sounding out of breath. “Oh hey Daphne,” he panted, “what’s up?” He had been going on a run on his treadmill, his most recent escapade to stay young forever. Daphne reminded him of her birthday to make sure that he wouldn’t miss his flight and chatted with him about her life in school, growing more exhausted and insecure by the second. “Daphne, you’re smarter than this, I know you are. Why can’t you be more like Allison was in school?” Henry questioned after hearing about her most recent Biology quiz. Daphne simply sighed, knowing that Allison could do no harm in her husband’s eyes, and quickly changed the subject. After a few more minutes, Daphne said goodbye to her father and started working on some of her birthday Instagram posts.

Meanwhile, Donita was trying to keep it together, for Daphne’s sake. She wasn’t ready to see her daughter, her baby, become a woman. She could still remember her playing with her barbies, babbling on and on about something or another; now she was talking about relationships and future careers. Donita just wasn’t ready. She knew this day was coming, she just didn’t realize it would come so quickly. Daphne, on the other hand, seemed completely confident and ready to be a woman and make her own decisions. Donita wanted her to be able to have the space to do that, but worried Daphne would make the same mistakes that she did, leading to unnecessary pain and heartbreak. Speaking of Henry, Donita was finally going to see the famed new wife, Allison. The woman who caused Henry to ask for a divorce and caused the downfall of her daughter’s relationship with Henry. She wasn’t sure how she would manage to sit next to her ex and the new wife for an entire day, but for Daphne, she would manage. 

Mere hours before the ceremony, Daphne and Donita were about to hit a breaking point. Daphne quietly uttered to her mother, “I don't know if I can do this mom. I don’t want to be an adult yet,” which just about shattered Donita’s heart. Turning to her daughter, Donita had a nice talk with her daughter about all the mistakes she made and who she was at fifteen. It seemed like a lifetime ago, all those crisp autumn days in Greece, with Donita dreaming of leaving to see her life truly start. They both realized that just because Daphne was going to be a woman officially in a few hours, she didn’t have to give up her childhood.

Daphne’s 15th birthday party was one for the books. Her whole night went almost as well as it could have, with only minor incidents occurring between the guests, notably her parents. Donita didn’t end up meeting Allison after all, taking more and more obvious ways to avoid her. Daphne’s dress was as show stopping as she had always hoped, and everyone seemed happy for her. All the gifts she got from her family were so thoughtful and pretty and she was so grateful to have such a wonderful group of friends and family members who really loved her. Growing up was hard, but Daphne Donata knew she could do it.


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