Jester sounds so cool!
07/27/2024
Dear Wild Kratts, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Anyways, this is my self insert bc self shipping is coolš (More info about him below) ((Sorry if my character seems too much like a Mary Sue))
Signature Color: White
Name: Jester Kratt
Nicknames: Little Crow (Brothers), Nerd / CopyCat (Aviva, jokingly), Rat brother (Zach)
Family: Martin Kratt (Older brother, Chris Kratt (Second older brother), Mrs. Kratt (Mother), Mr. Kratt (Father)
Life Story: Jester was the youngest and smallest of the family but he had a loud and chaotic personality to make a name for himself. Despite his bubbly and reckless persona, he was a great, straight A student, also becoming the golden child. His parents loved the compliments and validation they got from Jester simply being talented but that wasn't enough. The Kratt parents thought it was best to sign Jester up for as many things possible, putting him up for Ballet, Art, Language Arts, and Inventing, and maybe more. Eventually, Jester found himself in a Science Camp, sharing a short-lived bond between his brothers' friend, Aviva. Both slowly started losing their connection and started to turn on each other. Then, Jester found someone who would change their life, that was Zach Varmitech, a self centered, prick who just wanted power and fame. Jester and Zach became best friends in an instant, becoming a reckless and loud duo together, often annoying Aviva but never really bullying her. They both stayed best friends even after summer camp for years until Mr. and Mrs. Kratts believed that Zach was getting in the way of their son's success. Years went by with no contact, causing Zach to almost forget Jester was a Kratt Brother. Jester, disheartened and tired of wasting his life in trying to make his parents proud, runs away without giving them a goodbye to forever hang out with his brothers and his pals.
Personality: Loud, chaotic, reckless, fearless, bubbly, ecstatic
Hobbies: Art, inventing, ballet / dance, collecting, designing
Habits: Can NOT sit / stand still, jumps up and down when excited, loves running and jumping, sometimes walks on tippy toes, Forgets words in English and will shout it in another language
Extra: Had a crush on Zach in High School (Never got to confess), often argues with Aviva (Mostly jokes), would try to befriend a bear with Chris and Martin, often ate bad berries from the bushes in their backyard just because
(Guys, I swear he's just a silly guy)
the cutest couple around ā¤ļøā¤ļø
hey! I was just wondering about Zach and Violetās engagement. Who proposed and how?
Hi!!! Thank you so much for this question! Iām going to let Zach answer this one! This answer technically has two parts, so Iāll post part 1 here, and Iāll tag you in part 2 as soon as I finish it!
TW for mentions of pregnancy, morning sickness/vomiting (itās not explicitly described, but itās mentioned a few times). Please do not proceed further if this is a trigger for you.
Zachās Response
Well, we technically have 2 proposalsā¦and I proposed both times. The first time was March 16st, 2014. Violet and I had just found out we were pregnant with Alexandria, and I wanted to ensure the safety and security of Violet and the baby if anything were to happen to me.
I had been planning to propose to Violet for a while, Iād made a ring for her and had it hidden in my closet, waiting for the right time to propose. I tentatively planned to propose to her on her 23rd birthday, on April 22nd, 2014.
But one unexpected, high-risk pregnancy later, and I knew it could not wait. I wanted to propose to her, I wanted to marry her, I wanted to take care of Violet and the baby, I wanted to properly start our lives together. So, I knew the first step was proposing.
I was an absolute mess when I proposed. I wanted to make the moment so romantic and special, but I panickedā¦I just had to do it. So, I walked into the closet, pulled the ring outā¦and walked into our master bathroomā¦where Violet was experiencing a horrible bout of morning sickness.
I should have just walked out, left her alone and waited until she was feeling better, but she looked up at me from her curled position on the floor by the toilet and saw the triangular ring box Iād fashioned for the ring.
āZach? Whatās that?ā She croaked, shakily pulling herself into a sitting position.
I tried to hide the box behind me, nervousness creeping into my voice, āIā¦uhhh, itās nothingā¦ā
Violet started becoming annoyed with me: āZachā¦I can see it, if I can see it that means itās not ānothing,ā what is it?ā
I hesitantly pulled the box out from behind me, and I lowered myself to the bathroom floor in front of her on one knee, āI wanted this to be perfectā¦Butā¦I canāt waitā¦I wanna take care of you, I wanna take care of our babyā¦I wanna be with you foreverā¦ā
Violet was staring at me with tears in her eyes and her mouth dropped open as I opened the box and said, āViolet Virginia Tyler, will you marry me?ā
Violet couldnāt get any words out for a moment, she just started crying and looked between my face and the ring. She finally choked out, āyes, of course Iāll marry you, Zach! Ohhhh, Iāve dreamed of this for so long, Zach! Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! I love you, so much!ā
I shakily pulled out the ring and slipped it onto her finger, then she threw her arms around me in a tight hug. She cried and mumbled about how much she loved me against my chest as I stroked her hair, crying into her shoulder, professing my love for her, too.
We remain like this untilā¦wellā¦she became sick again. She pulled away from me and I had to fight the urge not to become ill myself, but I refused to leave her in that moment. I just rubbed her back, and we waited for it to pass.
After she finished being ill she looked at me with a weary expression, āZach, Iām so happy, please donāt take this the wrong way, butā¦couldnāt you have waited until I was done being sickā¦ā
I smirked at her, cupping her chin in my hand, āyouāre sick all day, if I waited I would never have proposed.ā
Violet snorted, āwell, thatās true, we wouldnāt want that, and honestly, I donāt careā¦weāre engaged, weāre gonna get married, weāre having a baby, weāre gonna be a family, and I couldnāt be happier.ā
My new favorite day!!
Gosh I love this movie
Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
yayayayay
CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS KRATT FOR WINNING THE ULTIMATE CHRIS TOURNAMENT!!!
Donita is not sleazy šÆšÆšÆ
What do you think of the others now that u r redeemed (for paisley!)
Paisley: Simple. I have a presentation for how I see them now compared to when I was a villain. *pulls up a fancy slideshow*
With Zach, I first saw my annoying cousin. Now, I still see my annoying cousin.
With Donita, I first saw a hot fashionista. Now, I just see sleazy femme fatale.
With Gourmand, I saw a low-budget Chef Boyarde. NOW, I SEE THAT HE NEEDS JESUS!
With Dabio, I saw a sweet but no brains version of Heman. I still see it.
With Rex, I saw my loyal righthand man. Now...I still see him, but...there's something I can't put my finger on.
(Note: this is vaguely designed after @jokerislandgirl32 ās reference sheet for her selfship kids)
Under the cut due to length
Full Name: Daphne Catalina Donata
Birthday: November 17th
Name Significance: Donita found a model named Daphne in a fashion magazine, who she thought dazzled every photo she was in, and she wanted her daughter to be like that + alliteration. Catalina was Henryās grandmother who taught him to play the guitarās name. Daphne got Donita's last name due to a game of rock paper scissors she won.
Nicknames: Mi Narcisa by Henry, Daffy by her younger siblings (They couldnāt pronounce Daphne); Daphne was never a huge fan of nicknames, preferring to just go by her name
Style/Signature Colors: Daphne prefers bold bright colors, like yellows and pinks, she likes to stand out in a crowd, and will wear whatever is trending at the moment, but her mother dresses her most of the time.
Height: 5ā8; Her parents are both tall and she inherited those genes, but she is still slightly shorter than them both
Personality: Daphne is very career and fame oriented, almost to the point of obsession, but she isnāt shallow, often sacrificing for others when they need her help. Daphne is a very sassy girl, and would like you to think she doesnāt care, but itās actually quite the opposite, with her gauging the reaction to everything she says. She has always been a very funny person, with a kind of dry humor, something she becomes known for on her social medias. Daphne is a very kind and ambitious person, but she is also very insecure about herself, often believing everyone hates her, even with evidence to the contrary.Ā
Family Relationships: Daphne, Dabio, and Donita are like three peas in a pod. As Daphne has grown older, they have only gotten closer, and Daphne views Donita and Dabio as her greatest inspirations to become a success story. Daphneās father has pulled back from her a lot as sheās grown up, but she is determined to try and fix their relationship, if not for her sake, for the sake of her half-siblings. Daphne loves her half-siblings, and although there is a large age gap, she calls and texts them as often as she can, and is as enamored with them as they are with her. Allison, Daphneās stepmom, hates her and has never had a meaningful conversation with her, so Daphne has begun to pull away from that toxic relationship, in favor of better ones.Ā
Love Intrests/Future Family: Daphne had a couple boyfriends in high school, nothing serious, always ending after a couple weeks/months, but she has always been looking for āthe oneā. She began to question if they even existed, after seeing people around her fall in love so quickly, and and questioned if she was even worthy of someoneās unconditional love. She eventually finds that in Vallen Varmitech, Zach and Violetās youngest male child. (Ill add how they met at a later date, @jokerislandgirl32, if you have any ideas hmu)
Career and Talents: Daphne has been focused on becoming famous her entire life, eventually finding it through being an online influencer. As a result, her grades in school, while okay, were never as high as they should have been, with her really struggling in math and sciences, barely passing those classes. The only reason she passed was through extensive tutoring by Zach and Vera. Daphne also tried to become a musician like her father, to quickly realize she had no talent musically despite her best efforts, a big insecurity and disconnect from her father.Ā
A few years after high school, Daphne is invited to join a content creation house (Think Hype House etc) which she accepts the invitation. It is here where Daphne finally gets the worldwide fame and recognition she always craved. She stayed there for a couple years, before leaving and going on a trip to Greece to try and meet her grandparents and uncles. It is in Greece where Daphne realizes she doesnāt like where her content has gone, with the quality decreasing significantly from when she first started, and started to return to her roots of fashion and travel, with a bit of comedy skits mixed in. Daphne finds comfort in her new life as a superstar, and began to branch out and started her own PR company that she owns and operates.
Fun Facts:
Daphneās favorite holidays are Fourth of July and New Years because she is udderly obsessed with fireworks
Her diet consists of almost anything, with an emphasis on sustainable sourcing of her meat, with a notable exception of shellfish and nuts, as she is deathly allergic to them both. She is a notorious picky eater though, making mealtimes difficult at times.
Daphne loves country and latin pop music, with her favorites being Shakira, Bad Bunny, Morgan Wallen, and Luke Combs, but she will listen to almost anything; she isnāt picky about music at all.
Daphne loves all nature except for bugs. She will scream when she sees any type of bugs (incuding moths and butterflies) and will run in the opposite direction. Other than bugs though, Daphne is down to hang out in nature, loving to take pictures of all the interesting wildlife. Her favorite animals are starfish and flamingos
Through her family and travels, Daphne has become fluent in Greek, Spanish and French in addition to English, a fact she will brag about to anybody who will listen
As a child, she didnāt watch much traditional tv, opting to watch reality tv, like The Real Housewives and Love Island, which her parents agreed to due to lack of knowledge of what they were. Her favorite movies though was the Barbie franchise, watching all of the movies and shows religiously, almost memorizing parts of them. She wanted to be Barbie so badly as a child, dressing like her for 5 Halloweens in a row.
Theyāre so adorable
they're watching weird animal fun facts videos
TW: Depression
I'm planning on making 1-2 more parts on this short internet series with a few other things sprinkled in, lmk what you want to know next
Daphneās life was spinning out of control. She feels like a different person than she was before she had social media, but she couldnāt quit. Social media was the only thing that made her happy, but also made her depression and sadness that much worse. Daphne hadnāt left her room in days and hadn't talked to her family in weeks. She knew her family was worried about her, but she wasnāt willing to go out and face them. They would be so disappointed in her and how she is a loser who cares too much about what others think, at the detriment of her own health. She didn't deserve her familyās love anymore, and she isnāt sure they would even recognize her, she didnāt. She felt like a huge burden to them, especially her mom, who was extremely worried about her and was skipping out on things she loved to do to watch her. She needed to take a break from social media and learn some boundaries about what to post and who to deal with people on the internet, but she canāt. The internet and social media are her downfall and her salvation. It was an oxymoron, just like she was at that point. She never got out of bed but she never rested. She felt everything and nothing at the same time. She had changed so much to fit what the internet would want, and now no one is happy, especially not her. Her content was falling in quality and views, and she no longer found joy in what she was posting. She needed to do something, but she didnāt think she deserved to grow and nobody would want to or be able to help her in the way she so desperately needed.
Gourmand could tell something was off. Daphne had not spoken or reached out to him in weeks, the longest she had ever gone. Donita skipped their monthly dinner to ātake careā of Daphne, but she wasnāt sick or injured as far as he knew. It was because of that phone, he knew it. He knew it was a mistake for her to get it and wanted to just rip it out of her hands the moment it was in them. He didnāt know much about the internet or technology, he had no interest in it and didnāt want the government to know about where he was (I hc Gourmand as the biggest conspiracy theorist and believer ever) and social media had no appeal to him. He could see the obsession in Daphne and wanted to quell it. That kind of determination couldnāt be healthy, especially for something as useless as the internet. Daphne was throwing away her life for that phone, and dragging her mother down with her. He loved Daphne, but he needed to form some kind of way to drag her out of the depths of the comments and internet, and he needed to do it now. He would meet with all the important people in Daphneās life tonight and figure out a plan of attack.
Made my first edit! š«¶
Yssa and King Martin are watching the poachers be taken down (CPS arenāt being used (important later)) All the Villains minus Paisley and Rex (they have roles where they wouldnāt be involved) have converted to King Martinās anti poaching crusade and seem to be loyal
King Martin: Who is that? He seems familiar to me but I canāt quite put my finger on where I know who he is.
Yssa: Thatās Gourmand, a evil villain who recently changed his ways. Heās been quite helpful in capturing poachers.
Gourmand: The poachers are getting stronger. Every spring they get more and more animals and we spend more time trying to capture them.Ā
King Martin: Interesting⦠Varmibeth and Donita Donata donāt seem to be struggling, theyāve both captured tons of poachers?
Gourmand: They both have incredible technology at their disposal. Iāve captured poachers too with no technology, making me actually better than they are.Ā
King Martin: Even so, Iām so happy theyāve come to see our side, theyād be a tough enemy to fight, especially Varmibeth, he has so many resources at his disposal. Heās excellent at capturing people. But youāre pretty good too, Gourmand, go rest.
WK Kids (collective): That was so cool! Youāre the best King Martin! We love seeing that!
King Martin: Why are you guys here?
WK Kids: Weāve decided to elect Varmibeth as our head engineer because of his incredible ability with the Zachbots! (AN: Aviva and Koki are busy being a witches so they arenāt working with them)
King Martin: How exciting for him! Gavin, go tell him about his big promotion!
Featuring Yssa from @lovelynurseandhenchman