Tony: Listen, I Know I'm Not Your Father-

Simon: I hate those privileged as$holes called monarchy.

Willhelm: Sounds great, wanna be gay together maybe?

Kristina: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Wille: August, probably.

This does apply to them both.

Hawkeye (2021)

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?

Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.

Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.

“When everything you touch turns to gold”

Tony being covered in molten gold

Sam: Shut up.

Bucky: No, you shut up.

Sam: I said that first.

Bucky: Make me then?

Sam: Oh, I will.

Sam: But you might moan a little.

Fr

ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read

Marvel will literally put a guy on top of another guy, chest on chest, and swear on their life they're not gay. BFFR

"Just because I can doesn't mean I want to"

-Clint Barton, after being asked to train the recruits