Tony: I Think You Like Me.

Yelena: for this relationship to work I need you to understand that I am independent

Kate: No totally

Yelena: I'm my own person I don't need you to coddle me or try to fix me or look after me

Kate: Got it, 100%

Yelena: Okay? So just... Space I need space

Kate: (giving a thumbs up) Totally cool

Five mins later Kate's at her desk using her laptop with Yelena sat on her lap, holding onto her front like a koala while she reads her book

Yelena: Hug me

Kate: I... I am!

Yelena: Tighter

Kate: (squeezes)

Thor: Loki, wake up

Loki: i’m not sleeping, i’m dead. leave the flowers and get out.

loki doesnt want to be alone but he also wants his friends to be able to live their lives. he wants everyone to live so badly that he spends centuries learning high level science, repeats the end of the world over and over and watches his friends disappear constantly, refuses to let the world die because without the timeline, everyone would be alone. nobody would be anything. so he sacrifices living his life, he not only becomes the sacred timeline but turns it into something ever-growing, yggdrasil supports the universe and if he has to do it, if he has to be alone so that everyone can be together, than so be it. because, as mobius said: "most purpose is more burden than glory."

Tony: I feel like sherlock holmes right now.

Stephen: I would say the same thing..

Barty: Is your dick big enough for you to act the way that you do?

Evan: Yes.

Barty: Let's see it then.

Evan: Fine.

~~~

Barty: He can keep acting the way he does.

Simon: my favorite coping mechanism is writing music

*august does literally anything*

Simon:

Simon: my second favorite is killing rich people-

This does apply to them both.

Kristina: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

Wille: August, probably.

New headcanon of the day:

Goody two shoes Peter parker got suspended only once in his life

Tony had to pick Peter up

When he asked the admin assistant what happened she brings out the incident report

Tony:...Peter got suspended..

The assistant: Mhm.

Tony: because he yelled at his science teacher for calling me 'not a real scientist '