Oboe7 - Wdym I Can't Be Fictional?

“Name one hero who was happy”

“You can’t”

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

I am crying now. This is so sad. Try again Spot, it’ll work next time. Race is head over heels for you!

Spot: hey so I was wondering-

Race watching Jojo and Albert doing something stupid

Spot: um if you maybe

Race: STOP

Race: I’m sorry I have to go stop my friends I’ll see you later

Spot standing alone: I wanted to know if you wanted to go out on a date with me

Spot: yeah that was worth practicing for three hours in the mirror

so I just finished watching Hawkeye. I should have finished it long ago, I know, but life got in the way.  I love it. OMG. It almost beats falcon and the winter soldier, and definitely beats loki and wandavision.

Sprace? In 2023? It’s more likely then you think!!

"We is here"

Umm, so I was at a restaurant with my family last night and I found these...

There were a lot of other titles with different fandoms, but these were my favorite. 

The fictional characters in my head do pay rent, but not with money. They pay with sleepless nights, anxiety that they’ll never be real, and alarming amounts of fan fiction written about them

If it’s cannon era then 92sies, if not, then livesies. Kind of. There is some that change but mostly that.

Who do y'all picture when reading newsies fanfiction. Cause I can't imagine reading a sprace fic and picturing like Ben Cook with Gabriel Damon or a javey fic with Christian Bale and Ryan Kopel. Does it change depending on the pairing? Or like platonic vs romantic, does that affect who you think of?

Please tell me I am genuinely really curious

Real important message here guys, can we stop the anti-ship stuff? Just let people ship what they want to. It does’t matter if “it would never work” or if “they’re not gay”, just let people see love were they see it. The world wont end from a bit of extra love, but it certainly will with extra hate.

I’ve been watching LOTR crack videos for the past hour and I can’t breath. Why is this so funny?