Joe West: survived speedsters, time travel, a talking gorilla, and having a child at fifty
Meta: I will kill you
Joe:
Plz tell me that I was not the only one who watched “The Land Before Time” and thought that eating vegetables hanging off the corners of my mouth like they did in the film made me a “long neck.” 🦕🍃
Tony:Remember to keep your eyes open tomorrow
Peter:Why?
Tony:If you don’t you can’t see
Anakin: [text] obiwan Anakin: OBIWAN [13:05 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] [13:07 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] Anakin: pick up ur phone omg pick UP [13:10 Missed call from ANAKIN SKYWALKER] Anakin: OBIWAN PLS Obi-Wan: Good grief Anakin I’m in a council meeting!! Anakin: i need u to come back to our quarters Obi-Wan: I thought you were leaving an hour ago, why are you still on Coruscant? Anakin: i was supposed to go but i can’t leave u have to come back Obi-Wan: Anakin I swear if you locked yourself in the bathroom again I’m going to take the door off entirely. Anakin: NO it’s not that i need help 😭 Obi-Wan: Well have Ahsoka help you, I’m at work Anakin: no i don’t want to ask her for this Obi-Wan: Anakin if this is some kind of ploy to get me over there… Obi-Wan: It’s not professional. We’ve discussed this. Anakin: omg its not like that Anakin: there is this gigantic bug by my lightsaber its horrible 🕷 get rid of it Obi-Wan: Are you serious? I have seen you EAT actual insects before. Anakin: i know but this is HUGE and its purple and i think its making sounds and i cant leave without my lightsaber PLEASE Obi-Wan: FFS, hang on, I’ll be home in 5 minutes.
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*in the soul realm*
Peter Parker: woah what snappened
Wanda:
Doctor Strange:
Bucky:
T'challa:
Peter Parker: Too soon?
i love alex. god i wish men were real
The new Sabrina is very good
I wake each day and rise to the sun. I am tired and in pain, Holding onto no one. New comic coming out this Fall/Winter.