VALENTINO SQUEAKS.

i was wondering if zeus has a good godussy and then i remembered the plot of percy jackson

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

jason keeps getting banned from twitter because he runs an anti jason todd account and as far as anyone else knows, jason todd is a poor little dead 15 year old.

in unrelated news, tim keeps reporting a heartless individual who makes fun of his dead brother.

vat7k shenanigans

A list of Christmas gifts banned in Wayne Manor as of 2021:

1. A crowbar. Self explanatory and yet this has popped up twice

2. Any Batman merch. This one is often ignored - every year Bruce is given at least one thing Batman related. Bonus points if it doesn’t say Batman on it, and instead needs to be figured out.

3. A box that when opened, fires pounds of glitter in the room, no matter how much Stephanie loved it.

4. A £10 gift card to the nearest ice cream shop - this ones just lazy, we’re billionaires

5. The Joker’s head. Stop asking, Jason

6. Any weapons. On Christmas we are a normal family, stop getting everyone weapons.

7. The body parts of peoples enemies, should be self explanatory; apparently isnt.

8. Clothes that you stole from them. Again, billionaires, at least try and act like you care.

It's times like these, when Grian refers to snails as molluscs and gastropods, that I remember he has a degree in marine biology. In retrospect this makes the fishing arc funnier I think.

Tim: I've decided that if I'm going to be chronically ill and fainting all the time, I'm going to make it interesting

Tim: by the end of the year, whoever catches me most gets 100 dollars

Jason: im going to push you down so many staircases

local fail boy and his hot goth wife

meet the mind of illusion.

[song: infiltrator — christoffer moe ditlevsen]

BOOK OF BILL SPOILERS!!!

i wanted to point out some things i noticed bc…omg im going insane medicate me immediately i NEED to share

the fact that bill writes about leaving dead mice for your crush as a flirtation when he left ford mice SPELLING HIS NAME? billford being canon was not on my 2024 bingo.

ALSO- (this was found by @triangleguy, just needed to include it bc…)

“then simply trap them in a massive stone pyramid and sing an increasingly shrill song until they're mentally broken enough to confess their true feelings!” where have i seen that before…

this implies that bill may or may not have (totally did) have the intention of seducing ford…freak ass triangle.

also bill having the fucked up idea that fear and love are the same, which makes SO MUCH SENSE from how he used fear to control ford in their relationship

can you tell i havent slept in awhile.