I Wish Beating Annoying People Up Wasn’t Frowned Upon And Sometimes Also Prosecuted(or Is It Persecuted?

i'm just a simple lesbian; i want boxers and low-rise jeans

"so disappointed in tom felto-" where have you been. where have you been all these years. literally what rock have you found solace under to be disappointed here. like,, we been knowing. he has never separated from jkr, he has very vocally and consistently said that she's just "protecting women" and there's nothing wrong with her saying what she thinks, and he has done SO many things with the franchise and i just,,, what rock are you under. is there space for me under the rock. i would like to be under the rock where i don't see tom felton too.

Sirius: Father’s such a dick

Regulus: So am I

Sirius: ???

Regulus: Because you are what you eat

Sirius:

Sirius: Are you coming out to me?

Regulus: Yes

Sirius, shrugging: I’m a dick too, then

Regulus, nodding: Wait, are you also a vagina?

Sirius: Nope

Regulus: Me neither. But I am a cat

Sirius: I’m a dog

just ate a massive bowl of ramen about half an hour ago. why is my stomach screaming at me now. Stop. I Fed You. Loads.

The similarities between the Black brothers and Evans sisters needs to be studied

me giggling bc i love giving him a broken or naturally crooked nose, uneven lips, differently sized eyes, etc 🤭🤫🤗

Bring back unattractive Remus Lupin I scream. Stop making every marauders character conventionally attractive I beg them. But the crowd does not hear me

"you don't post your dead dove fics on anon?" no, all of my dead dove, dirty, disgusting gay smut are posted on my main. I have no shame. normalize a girl being a pervert and a sex-crazed freak

high quality noise collection

*sex scene actively happening on tv* me: are those-??? are those SHOES??? ON THE BED??? unbelievable. Pack It Up. Get Out.

That moment when you look in the mirror and realize that the collection of flesh and features looking back at you is what other people see when they look at you instead of the vague impression of your appearance you have in your head