That Time I Said An Attractive Trait For Someone Is If They “match My Freak” Thinking That “freak”

i hate being paranoid about nothing. dark corner? there is most definitely a human there, no doubt about it :) weird light that i cannot tell the source of? murderer :) or ghost :) no worries! i'll just wait until exhaustion overtakes me and i pass out! no :) will not happen :) stay awak :)

“asking chat gpt to rank these characters” are we being so astronomically fr rn? you can’t even come up with your own opinion? critical thinking is going extinct

What do you mean this wasn't them for most of Book 2?

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

James dying and Regulus trying to be a good person so he can be with James in heaven when he dies

In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day

"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"

"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"

"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"

"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"

"Uncle Jake is fat!"

At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"

(In unison) "Ooooooh!"

(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"

"Both, but I prefer Sir"

"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"

This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"

Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3

born to be a bottom, forced to be a top 🫩

recently went to canada. i now understand the george washington meme that’s like WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETRE??? because. what the fuck. Is A Kilometre.

marauders propaganda i’m not falling for

they all die??

straight remus

remus belittling sirius & making him seem stupid

sirius and/or peter being dumb

james being an egotistical ass

sirius being unsupportive of jegulus

any of them having toxic masculinity(maybe sirius bc his family)

marauders propaganda i AM falling for

genderfluid sirius

trans regulus

bi4bi jily

insane rosekiller

pandora being genuinely batshit

GAAAAAY

aro/ace peter

ace remus(or the complete opposite; he’s a crazy freak)

remus not being conventionally attractive

the marauders being dedicated nerds