Honestly Mood

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

(teacher walks into class with a cup of coffee in his hand) me internally: "macha one sip da, one sip you give no ONE SIP"

aru shah being a pathological liar is so funny to me honestly protagonists should lie more😭😭

It’s meme time babey!!

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

i think my centre of mass just dislocated

i am soooooooo obsessed with ana dakkar. every five seconds she goes "i hope this thing explodes in his face" "i hope he stabs himself with the needle" "i hope he drowns" she has NO shame i love her

For the one millionth time I just finished Radio silence (perfect way to start off pride) and for the millionth time I am crying and for the one millionth time I so badly want the life of Frances and for the one millionth time I have goosebumps.

And every time, I have fallen in love with this story.

Someone should really make a Cards Against Humanity deck with Overly Sarcastic Productions quotes. Here's a few for a start:

Household chores? The man has no skin!

Loki finds a half-burned heart, eats it, and becomes pregnant

Re-string him like the world's horniest ukulele

I'm afraid her majesty's been cancelled

His Highness, the king, does not have a poison addiction, he can stop anytime he wants

MyStErIoUs CoLoRs, UnLiKe AnY sEeN oN EaRtH

I said thanks, asshole!

~It's time for more deep thoughts with Heinlein~

He must have a respectable career doing JOB at PLACE

And in the process inadvertently activates his laser-eyes

History can be weird about people's bones

AN ENORMOUS FUCK YOU DRAGON