He's So Prettyyy

this sitcom that is playing on the tv (I'm watching youtube and only vaguely listening, it makes me feel less anxious) is doing an episode where the generic housewife's ex boyfriend is mentioned. nothing in particular except for the fact that his name is Chad and he wrote her poetry about her eyes (so the husband writes poetry about her ears or smth idk). whatever but my point is that now I'm imagining this guy as the himbo from emperor's new groove and keep snorting as I laugh about it

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

#DannyMay prompt #17: Childhood.

A not-so-imaginary friend (click the image).

you know those shows where they'd start with a small/worthless item like a fancy coin or a cooler or a pair of gloves, and trade up to a progressively better item, eventually getting something like a car or a TV? I want to see that but with Pokémon. start with a basic Jigglypuff, end with a shiny Rayquaza. I'd watch that.

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I think it would be funny if the land inverted. like, sea level swaps. hills become valleys, valleys become hills, the Netherlands is still completely fine because they're already below sea level, etc

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY