FUCKING CACKLING ‘CAUSE, LIKE DARLING, JUJUBE, YOU TELL ME THIS WHILE I AM ACTIVELY PUKING MY GUTS

Halsin: *exists on a screen*

Me: 👁️👄👁️

Halsin: *talks and smirks about something*

Me:

inside sv players there are two wolves. one wants ConcernedApe to rest and are extremely grateful for the new update, the other wants tO DRINK MAYO AO FUCKIBG BAD PLEASE I NEED TO!!!!! take your time tho you deserve it

super special award for every1 who survived 🥇

Confession: i'm gonna be real with y'all, i came into the game at first expecting to end up being an astarion girlie but it SO did not pan out that way. i took one look at REDACTED and was like *squidward voice* "oh no, he's hot!". he just !!! he hits so many fucking bases for me! like, he's tall, he's kind, he's connected to nature, and he's built like a brick fucking house. he hits every single little quality that my brain thinks is hot and it's driving me nuts! how the fuck am i supposed to live my life knowing he's just like, out there, a pile of pixels, being THAT fucking attractive? who the fuck is it that i have to sue for emotional (horny) damages??? oh my god.

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+reminder to turn the prevent 3rd party sharing button ON not off as shown in last pic ;)

sending you a message of positivity

did you happen to see this fanart of a young Halsin with his father?

I DID AND IT WAS THE CUTEST DAMN THING

Thank you for your positive message. I am so... like. What even?! I just live rent free in some peoples' heads I guess?!!?!!?