My hazbin shipping opinions!! I respect it if you have different ones these are just my personal choices (whited out mimzy and niffty because idk who I’d even pair them with rlly)
SLAMS TABLE. THIS.
gay classics characters rated based on how likely i’d be to enter a lavender marriage with them:
- nick carroway: seems ok. needs to calm down a little and get better taste in men. 5/10
- horatio: oh fuck yes, we would be the best nerdy “couple” also needs better taste in men but as a hamlet kinnie I can’t complain 10/10
- victor frankenstein (yeah he counts he’s gay for clerval): ehhhh. as an aspiring mad scientist myself, I appreciate his artistry, but not his methods 4/10
- mercutio: I adore him, but nobody’s allowed to beat me at my pun game, so points off for that 7/10
- dr. henry jekyll (yes I do think he’s gay how else do you explain his thing with utterson and hyde being a twink): aha, mad science done right! identity/morality crisis buddies! 8/10
- basil hallward: this is the purest, most angelic being to ever grace the page and I would willingly throw myself or anyone else into fire for his honor. 100000/10
Johnathan: *ranting about foods*
(Meanwhile Dracula is waiting for this bisexual solicitor to get his ass over here so he can have a nibbl)
Her sleeves are so poofy, I love it.
“She missed her friends, colleagues, so much even the children that used to run around in the ballroom. It was always filled with so much chatter, gossip even. Yet sometimes she can still feel their presence, the hushed whispers, the complete silence when someone were to speak. It all feels like it happened yesterday.”
The spyxfamily community is here, not sure how it works entirely yet but thought I’d try it out:
This will have its own tag on my blog now #Nutella Anon Assumptions
Me me me me ME
Dungeons and Drag Queens is soooo good!!!
Chomping at the BIT for episode 3