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FRIDOLIN'S SISTER !!! She's a thing now

She will catch or somehow obtain whatever pokemon she considers puppy-looking enough . And she has her dad's Bisharp , which kind of works like a babysitter for her in a way .

First time drawing post b2w2 Fridolin ..

Fridolin and Juno both don't know of each other's existence !!

After ditching team plasma during the ending of bw , Fridolin's parents start working on starting an entirely new life together . A new life as ( semi ) decent people ! No more crime , just regular family life . Starting a new life includes pretending their entire past never happened , or at least a majority of it never happened .

While Fridolin wasn't unexpected , he wasn't exactly planned . Juno on the other hand was planned and very much wanted , therefore their parents actually care enough about her to be good parents and not borderline neglect her like they did with Fridolin .

She's around 10 yrs old by what I'd consider present day for Fridolin's life / story ( ??? ) .. so like 9 yrs-ish after b2w2 .

Juno's parents never tell her about Fridolin , they obviously never tell her about their past being part of team plasma either . Fridolin and Juno have , at some point in time , ran into each other . Juno just thought it was funny that a ' random guy ' had hair like her dad and proceeded to tell her parents about it when she got home ( it gave them a massive jumpscare ) . Fridolin thought the resemblance between her and their mom was kind of eerie , and the bits of green hair definitely made him suspicious , but he's firmly convinced that his parents wouldn't have had any children after him judging by how they abandoned him without hesitation during team plasma's fall , so he just chalked it up to a funny / disturbing coincidence .

Yay !!! Probably ..

SIIIIIIGH

#1 Rosen fan to this day (trust!!)

The girls are fighting ! 🎀 (impulsive.... I have ALWAYS wanted to draw them fighting it is an urge I've had for ages now)

GAH.... NO MORE HAPPY ROSEPH!!!!!! LETTING THEM BE THE EMOS THEY PROBABLY WOULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let them listen to My Chemical Romance and whatnot 😔😔

"Life or bath for dry cat" ahh Roseph

They make me SICK!!! Queerplatonic MORONS!!!!!!!! Cries and sobs in a corner miserably

Yayaya idiot ..... I've gotten better at not drawing him every 5 seconds of my life I guess 💔💔 Rosen brainrot is real 💔💔💔💔

Thank you @williceunleashed for drawing Korelin :3 they look absolutely lovely in your artstyle !!!!

Intro post that is overdue

Hi, I'm NURSEFAILURE!!! Except that is nawt my name obviously that's just my branding (???)

I'm Ryver!! I am a queer (fuck labels) west-german (MINOR) dude who spends too much time nitpicking at his own code and contemplating whether to actually do something or just procrastinate and scroll on tumblr/twitter/tiktok for hours...

I go exclusively by He/Him and masc/neutral terms, though I AM Agender!!! Except that's just what I paste for clarity because the concept of gender doesn't make sense to me lmao I'm just me bro

My interests lie in a variety of things, such as coding, writing, playing games (like NIKKE, lots of Visual novels, cookie run, pokemon...) And more. One of my biggest current interests is SW and the nightlife industry, but not from an angle of appeal and moreso the topic as a whole! It's insanely interesting to me and my sona is based on kyabakura hostesses for that same reason RAHH

I am taken!! I have been for about 2.9 years (as of 14.05.25) and that by my absolute godsend sunshine of a partner ( @certifiedsungod ) , talking about him is a big chunk of my personality so like beware /silly

I am a(n aspiring) game dev, specifically the founder of LUMAR EXPRESS ENTERTAINMENT 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ .... Which consists of exactly three depressed homos (me, the coder and writer, Phrog the artist #1 and musician and Liv the artist #2 and emotional support) but that's besides the point LOL

I love thinking about my projects, specifically PROJECT LUMAR.... huge ginormous projects that I want to make my career (hopefully)

PROJECT LUMAR is a category of projects I have crammed into the same overall world,, LUMAR!! Wow you couldn't have guessed that huh /j anyhow..

LUMAR encompasses 355 countries as of present time in lore (yes, I do enjoy torturing myself) and the projects work to bring awareness to a variety of topics while also encouraging proper representation with well-written lore. (No one stays one dimensional in MY household) As of now we're still in the concept stage and will remain buried there for a LONG time,,,

Currently we only have one MC finished and designed and that is coincidentally my sona.... Ryver Miya’moro! Before you ask he literally had the name Ryver first I literally snatched it off of him and it's been my irl and online name since 🙂‍↕️

Now that I have mentioned my shayla I obviously have to talk about him

Art by my beloved, aka certifiedsungod

Ryver Miya’moro

(“Ryver” lumarian for “to be wrathful/wrath-filled + Miya’moro, lumarian for courageous (Miiyaa) and beast (mo’oro) )

Is the #1 hostess of Kiyokami (located within the region TRAP’E MAR KAMIR, lumarian “ki’yyo” defining + “ka’mi” future, a cyberpunk “paradise” known for its nightlife and racing) as well as a champion racer who frequently wins international cups.

He may be a trans man, but he uses the fact of being afab to his advantage to garner fame and love from people in Kiyokami and even internationally. He works at IIKO++, a popular hostess club known for its bunny (suit) theme owned by his adoptive mother with his adoptive siblings.

Logo of IIKO++ in lumarian, designed by me!

Outside of work Ryver is way more timid, preferring to be cooped up in his penthouse apartment that is part of a complex belonging to his racing team. He spends his time collecting figures of his favorite queer pairings, being especially picky about food, buying all sorts of things with his boundless amounts of money (and overspending on charities), coding, posting freaky stuff on social media for his fans or working on androids. Yes, robots! He loved building those and will fight tooth and nail to build you a functional prosthetic if you even *dare* to exist next to him with an old looking one.

When not in his half-bubbly half-freakish-dominatrix hostess sona he's generally a MEANIE. In the sense he'll gladly tell you to fuck off if you get an inch too close to him. He has mood swings and anger issues (which shine when he's on the race track, he's Kiyokami's very own Max Verstappen) but he's mostly angry due to unexplained pain in his whole body.. (Wow I wonder who that is based on!! Haha...) He prefers being on his own but usually doesn't mind company unless said company is annoying.

He owns a pet bunny called Cookie, a white fur ball with black and brown spots. A feral creature. She bites. She will bite you in the ass. Watch out.

Errr I can't say too much I'll be spoiling future games so you get basic information yay!!

Back to ME over my sona uehehe...

I have a spending problem I love commissioning artists UAUAUAJAJAUUA

“nursefailure” aka my whole branding comes from my trauma regarding hospitals, I use hospital related stuff to expose myself to it and cope with what happened there. It is really really dear to me because it keeps me from TWEAKING OUT /j

I also go by “hostessfailure” for similar reasons. I don't like unhealthy coping mechanisms (2 years SH clean, baby!) Annnd using my interest in nightlife and hospital stuff to cope with all the SHIT life puts me through really really helps!! So no I will unlikely conform to the idea that teens aren't supposed to talk about sexual shit. I am COPING!!!! I have HORMONES!!!!!! (And hypersexuality) learning and coping using this stuff is keeping me healthy and as close to happy as I can get in my current environment

Before you come with internet safety; yes, I know. But I also have a group of friends I can unleash on any hoe trying any funny shit + it's an integral part of interacting with me so it IS kinda important because I tend to ramble about it.

That out of the way I WILL massively try to befriend you! social interaction is scared of me!!! Jokes aside I am social. When I want to be. 90% of the time I just don't want to.

I don't have a strict dni (they don't make sense to me) but I WILL block freely. Also if you don't like my partner for any ungodly reason I will bite you and I will not wanna conform to your shit nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also don't stalk me that's fucking weird

Uhh BYI I swear a lot!!! I make sexual jokes, not about people but just in general!!!!! I have strict opinions, especially politically and I will loudly voice them!!! I can be self-deprecating without realizing it. I joke about a lot of my trauma to cope. I am prone to talking about my partner a TON so if you don't like that get out. I have a problem of trying to correct people (trying to be helpful) but I understand if you don't enjoy that.

I talk about the stupid unexplained pain I have, bodywide pain that sometimes is near immobilizing for me!!!!!! Yes I'm getting test after test rn,,,,, doctor stop snatching my blood I'm gonna go dryyyyyy /silly

Oh yeah also if your ass is friends with the groomer (floof18 / lucindaraptor) and won't let me educate you on WHY they're a pedophile and a creep I don't wanna talk to you!!!

Some of the tags I use frequently!!

#nursefailure posting — everything me

#ryver shitposts — reposts and other bs

#returninglotus — me && beloveds gayass pokemon bw ocs!!

Anyways that's it yeay I may punch more stuff in in thefuture

YES!!!! YES THE LOVELIES. THE JOYOUS. SILLY LITTLE CRITTERZ.

MORE FRIDOLIN !

Yahahaha neo plasma uniform

Devious

The lovelies ... and attempted identity theft

The other oc belongs to my amazing partner @cyberneticbunny !!

YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! mmm Koren soon trust

Yayaya

PLASMA GRUNT OC!!!!!

F r i d o l i n . . .

Shiny hunter..

He's mostly part of team plasma because of family reasons....... yay !

WOWOW!???!!??

anyways

Super awesome Fruitbowl trivia !

Even tho I don't want it to be explicitly tied to his gender, Fruitbowl's ability to change forms (outfits...???) does (by extension) represent gender identity !! Fruitbowl has three forms, to represent masculinity, femininity, and androgyny respectively. At least that's partially what they represent - outright they're more supposed to show & change based on how Fruitbowl feels.

His changing of forms is not something he can control. It started at some point, and it's been happening ever since, he can't stop it.

A majority of Fruitbowl's miniature bit of lore revolves in some way around identity as a whole. Before he started randomly changing forms, he sort of lacked a sense of self. He was just "a medicine seller", doing his job, what more would there be?

While the forms themselves felt a lot more comfortable to him than his former look, he thought of it as something shameful and out of order. He felt like a part of him he'd been desperately trying to keep alive had just been brutally killed off, replaced by something completely out of his control. (Teehee now I get to draw Fruitbowl dramatically holding his past form.........)

The start of him changing forms allowed and basically pushed him into actual self expression and simply realizing he actually has things to express..!!!! It took a while for him to adjust to, but it's something he holds very dear now....

Silly dude !!!!!

More of my absolute beloveds

Them but older!!! Also Faller's universe/the universe Himmel is in from the start of BW1 to the start of B2W2 has a bit more lore now

In Faller's universe , team plasma seriously follows the goal of helping pokemon and securing better lives for them . Which in this interpretation translates to N was never adopted and manipulated by Ghetsis ... so essentially Himmel kind of very kind of takes N's role in that world .

Himmel is picked up and practically adopted into that universe's team plasma because they've got literally nowhere to go are severely disoriented by the sudden change of worlds . Because of their capabilities as a trainer , Himmel is given Genesect as a partner pokemon and is sent out to find the legendary dragons (more in hopes of that them accepting Himmel as their trainer & therefore standing for that team plasma's goals would be impactful enough for more people in Unova to actually listen to them) . Himmel never actually has Zekrom & Reshiram on the team that he uses for battles , but they always have their pokeballs with them just in case .

The shinies are simply because I think they're really cool ...

Himmel does get sent back to their own universe by B2W2 !! This again confuses them and the fact that her universe's team plasma is evil is very saddening to her .

The suddenly bird enthusiast guy ...

Faller isn't actually in Unova during the events of B2W2 , so this is more his post B2W2 design but anyways ..

Faller isn't actually aware of why he leaves to look for N after BW1 . He doesn't know that it's Himmel's lingering influence .. so he explains it to himself by saying he just wants to give Reshiram to N , because he doesn't see himself fit to have a legendary as his pokemon .

He only comes back to Unova about a year or so after B2W2 .... and he does get to give Reshiram to N !!!

Very funny meme

Through the whole Faller being snatched from his universe to completely take Himmel's role in their universe , they eventually formed some weird connection .

When Himmel meets someone Faller got to know on his journey in Unova , she feels a weird sort of familiarity . Like they should know these people , or have at some point but also simply don't . Faller , while going through through whole BW1 story , occasionally did things and acted in ways that weren't actually him . It was more so him being pushed into doing what Himmel would have done had they been there , and feeling the things they would've felt . Parts of their memories are blurred together . In some way , they've partially become one person in their existence .

Tedtalk OVER

The baby

The tiny

The creature

Arceus' unfortunate son