The Emperors.

“Linkling” from theskywaker.

Kisses for Big Man!!!

hangin’ round on @musashi ’s oot stream and we talked abt Fi n Navi hanging out so may i now present ✨them✨

succumbed to the urge to revisit that splatverse post after all but this looks so cool on its own I thought I'd post the WIP. The fry is wearing the queen's ring like a little inner tube is this anything

EDIT 2/16: all done! check it out over HERE

PROMISE KEPT: Future Paradox Cursola!!! Rock/Grass

Unexpected adaptations cause Promise Kept’s branches to grow hybrid land-sea anemone. Ecologists theorize Cursola reverted back to its ancient form, after decades of restoration efforts by humans.

It gets even better when you combine it with the fact that Inko met All For One's subordinates and knows their names, and all of them are scared to death of her

The dad-for-one theory is ESPECIALLY fun if you pair it with the theory that Inko is Nana Shimura’s daughter.

Like “I’m gonna do everything in my infinite power to destroy the life of your son, I’m gonna take your grandson under my wing and use him for my own nefarious purposes, and I’m gonna fuck your daughter.”

corrupted agents request from twitter its really shitty because i am so tired

Thirsty Cowboy

Depressed legend? Spot on.

Hey if you guys want a thorough video covering Splatoon’s timeline that’s actually really well researched, references info from the artbooks and JP exclusive materials, and doesn’t spread popular misconceptions, I very much recommend giving this a watch.

Splatoon open species: Inkees!

Inkees appear to be larger mutations of common ink-eating bacteria. Nobody knows where they came from, but they're docile and pretty cute, so now people keep them as pets.

The main appeal of Inkees is that they mimic the shapes of creatures and objects. The forms they take are very simple, however, and most Inkees can only be one or two colours at a time.

One glass of ink is enough to keep an Inkees fed for three months, so they're very low-maintenance. When they are well-cared-for, they seem to live indefinitely. No matter how old they are or how much they feed, they never get larger than hand-held size.

Inkees are vulnerable to water, to high pressure (being crushed), and to sharp objects. They may also starve if they don't have access to ink for around five months. Please treat Inkees with kindness and care.

Inkees reproduce by dividing into two, smaller Inkees. The two new Inkees may be similar at first, but will often choose whole new forms and colours as their "default" one. When small, they must eat extra ink to regain their usual mass.

Particularly smart and skilled Inkees can be taught to shapeshift on command. They will return to their "default" or favourite form after a while, though.

Inkees are available at all local Splatsville pet stores.