Chocolate Splatfest! This Is The BIG MAN (man Version) At The Splatlands School Of Badasses Or Something

Yes

Oh you think this is funny? You think this is a joke? Funny fucker huh? Humor? This is humorous to you? You think this is a game? え？楽しそうか？冗談だと思う？ゲームだと思う？こいつ、バカだね？笑うな！楽しそうとゆうな！「ネル」じゃないぞ！

zelda reading!

new professor layton characters just dropped

we are so annoying

real excited for the new totk mechanics

i wanted to sketch octarians keeping each other warm in snowy Alterna but forgot to actually draw...snow

they look kinda sad, but at lest they got each other!

Realistically, I know that if Fi is in Totk, she's either not going to have a voice, or have an english voice actor,

BUT

wouldn't it be hilarious if she kept her gibberish lines from skyward sword and used them in conversation with english speaking characters?

Splatoon open species: Inkees!

Inkees appear to be larger mutations of common ink-eating bacteria. Nobody knows where they came from, but they're docile and pretty cute, so now people keep them as pets.

The main appeal of Inkees is that they mimic the shapes of creatures and objects. The forms they take are very simple, however, and most Inkees can only be one or two colours at a time.

One glass of ink is enough to keep an Inkees fed for three months, so they're very low-maintenance. When they are well-cared-for, they seem to live indefinitely. No matter how old they are or how much they feed, they never get larger than hand-held size.

Inkees are vulnerable to water, to high pressure (being crushed), and to sharp objects. They may also starve if they don't have access to ink for around five months. Please treat Inkees with kindness and care.

Inkees reproduce by dividing into two, smaller Inkees. The two new Inkees may be similar at first, but will often choose whole new forms and colours as their "default" one. When small, they must eat extra ink to regain their usual mass.

Particularly smart and skilled Inkees can be taught to shapeshift on command. They will return to their "default" or favourite form after a while, though.

Inkees are available at all local Splatsville pet stores.