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I relate a lot to Frye’s reasons in joining Team Wisdom. Happy Splatfest!

Marie’s choice is a throwback to Team Perfect Mind (JP). Callie’s choice is based on Team Fit (EU) and Team Going All Out (…kinda?) (JP).

I have completed my Quark Drive hunt (a silly title for catching all the Violet Paradox pokemon)

You clearly haven't seen Ursaluna when it stands up

Ursaring: Menacing as shit. Straight up looks and acts like the grizzly from Balto.

Ursaluna: HeY BoO-BoO, lEt’S gO gEt Us A pIc-A-nIc BaSkEt! Hur dur-dur!

in the groupchat discussing my splatoon au

real excited for the new totk mechanics

special comic commissioned by @/snozberries on twitter

➡ 𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐂𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

Important: A compilation of my theories, most of them have info that's been written before the release of new info, please keep in mind the posting date of each. I will update them with new info/corrected info as soon as I can. Also, beware of spoilers if you are not caught up with manga

𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐦? 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐀𝐧 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞. (islands are flooding, are we about to confirm this one?) 𝐈𝐦-𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐚, 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐬, 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐬 (we didn't know the name of the weapon back then, now we know is "mother flame". Is it a mecha dragon created by VP?) 𝐈𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲'𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝟓 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦? 𝐈𝐬 𝐙𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐢 (𝐚𝐧𝐝/𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧 𝐎𝐧𝐢)? (theory written before those TOEI little hints of him having horns under his bandana) 𝐀𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐭 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐬 (or the Bright Star) 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐈𝐦? 𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬? 𝐙𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 / 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰? 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐬 「𝐧𝐨𝐭」 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭. What happened to Kidd was expected. 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢'𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 (confirmed now this theory to be true) 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓? The Gryphon clue. (Kinda confirmed now, the Figarland are Knights protectors of the Tenryuubitos!) 𝐈𝐬 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐃? + 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐋𝐀𝐖 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐔 (𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓) (this is one of my proudest ones, yet to be confirmed fully) 𝐈𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐫? 𝐨𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐢 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐃𝐅 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫? (I only wish this one not to be true) 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢 (𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬) 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨 𝐌𝐢 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐚? 𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐨𝐢 𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐙𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐨 (extra confirmed now) 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐣𝐢 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐣𝐢 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐣𝐮? (I swear this one is valid, is not that I'm a simp... well that too, but I have good reasons) 𝐃𝐨 𝐋𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧? (only a list of coincidences) 𝐋𝐚𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐦 (𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐝'𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩) (confirmed) there are probs more, but so far these ones are the ones I could remember I wrote! :3 also, I will add more as I write them! I just enjoy theorizing, it doesn't matter if they end up being true!

Mr. Grizz, can I have a raise?  Mr. Grizz:

they'd bond over their shared love of eels :)

Because splatoon 3 has been out for over 2 months I think it's OK for me to share this