Num-1-weezer-fan - Mari 🪲⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

oo wee oo

girls will be so happy with their girlfriends and then whenever said girlfriend doesn’t give you attention your whole world EXPLODES AAAHHHH AHHH DYING AHHHH AHHH AAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH HELP ME AHHHH _€

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

unfortunately i bear the curse of wanting to fuck a pretty girl senseless while also wanting to be fucked senseless

its POISON!!! youve brought me an ELIXIR you DONKEY!!!!! i ask for a medium well wellington and you bring me a WITCHES BREW!!!!!!

Nothing would make me happier than having someone buy me outfits they think would look pretty on me

this girl riding me while she whimpered that she loved me and came all over my strap rewired something in my brain

cooking with her but oops… i took her finger between my lips a little too seductively when she wanted me to taste the sauce and now i’m being fucked on our kitchen counter